Tenth Hex-[Voice]

[hisdarkmark]

[Draco here was about to open his journal for an entirely different purpose, but he suddenly notices the sheer chaos of the village]

Where the bloody hell did all of you people come from?

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Battle of the Jerkasses: Meet Dr. Venture.

[triadorion]

From Neverland, home of the fairies and Peter Pan. Where the hell do you think we came from?

Pretty Much.

[triadorion]

Go check again, Merlin. You might find something interesting.

Funny, I was under the impression you're the bitter one. Considering you hate everything Potter stands for because he's better than you at everything. Except being a mama's boy. You've got him licked there.

[hisdarkmark]

Why, just because you say so? No way.

Potter's definitely not better than me at anything, check your facts again.

[triadorion]

Not better than you, huh?

Well? What about that retarded little thing you do with the brooms and that golden flying golf ball? Or saving the school from Whatevermordt? Or finding the Philosopher's Stone? Or winning those awards at the end of the year? Or simply being the superior spellcaster?

Or you know, actually succeeding at anything aside from being a sneering buffoon? I'm pretty sure that kid accomplished more in one year than you have in your entire life.

[hisdarkmark]

Details. He's still nothing but an obnoxious scrawny specky git who's highly over-rated.

Venture's totally not taking out his own inferiority complex on Draco. Nope.

[triadorion]

...I actually agree with you on that. He's definitely a prick.

Luckily Draco's ego is large enough to just ignore it

[hisdarkmark]

Thank you. At least someone agrees.

[triadorion]

Just take my advice and look it up. ...It might give you a better idea how to kick his ass. And that'll make everything far more interesting.

[He clears his throat and his tone actually becomes softer here.]

And I'm actually serious about the Rogaine. Sorry.

[hisdarkmark]

...in that case, I'll definitely look into it.

Sure...but. What's Rogaine? [Probably something not good judging by the tone.]

[triadorion]

[Clears his throat again.]

It prevents hair loss. I never bothered with it, as you can see. ...So, yeeeeah.

[hisdarkmark]

...what?!

[triadorion]

Dean said it was in the Epilogue. Said you were balding after awhile. Dunno how bad it is, he was vague on it.

[hisdarkmark]

[There's a few incoherent sounds that could be words, but no, really, balding?] Balding? You're joking!

[triadorion]

[He rubs a hand over his own head.]

It's no joking matter. You think I'd get kicks out of wishing this on other people? No.

[hisdarkmark]

So I suddenly have a wife, I'm balding, and everybody knows this except for me. Fantastic.

[triadorion]

Well, you know now. The real question is what you're gonna do about it.