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aphephobic July 15 2011, 21:59:32 UTC
[That little ethereal puppy is making some really alarming noises. It's scaring the shit out of a little browny-orange kitten on the opposite shorebank that's gone all rigid and puffed-up. THIS WALK WITH THE HOUSEPERSON WAS OBVIOUSLY A MISTAKE. SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME.

Mew?]

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aphephobic July 17 2011, 00:31:38 UTC
[Despite Hisoka's smirking at Draco's overreacting, the kitten gives out a plaintive yowl at the sudden shift in perspective, and takes a defensive swipe at Draco's nose. DOWN PLEASE.]

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hisdarkmark July 17 2011, 00:44:42 UTC
[Draco's going to use a hand to stop that tiny paw, still glaring.] Cat, you'll be lucky if I don't toss you into the lake.

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aphephobic July 17 2011, 00:54:51 UTC
[The kitten's fur bristles. Draco's lucky he's still small enough to fit inside a hand, but once he's a giant jaguar-cat you'd better watch your back, mister. >|]

You will do no such thing. [Hisoka reaches over to snatch the kitten out of Draco's grip, clutching it close to his own chest in a manner that is in no way maternal.]

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hisdarkmark July 17 2011, 01:10:44 UTC
...you're actually protective of it already?

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aphephobic July 17 2011, 01:14:11 UTC
I'm not protective! You shouldn't be threatening to drown small animals.

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hisdarkmark July 17 2011, 01:17:03 UTC
But trying to drown Potter was okay?

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aphephobic July 17 2011, 01:17:59 UTC
Potter deserved it.

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hisdarkmark July 17 2011, 01:18:55 UTC
The kitten nearly swiped my eye out!

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fherjkgn DRACO. aphephobic July 17 2011, 01:20:18 UTC
Because you scared it!

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OVERDRAMATIC AS ALWAYS hisdarkmark July 17 2011, 01:23:08 UTC
I did no such thing! It was trying to use me as a scratching post and I would not have that sort of behavior! Gods, even Lyncis was better behaved than that.

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aphephobic July 17 2011, 01:28:20 UTC
It likes laps. It just can't reach them yet. [And to prove his point, he sets the kitten in his, giving it a light scratch behind the ears with his pinky.]

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hisdarkmark July 17 2011, 01:29:05 UTC
...you're mothering it. Do you realize that? You're mothering a kitten.

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aphephobic July 17 2011, 01:30:37 UTC
Am not.

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hisdarkmark July 17 2011, 17:12:00 UTC
Hisoka, you picked it up and you're massaging its head. What would you call that?

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aphephobic July 17 2011, 22:48:23 UTC
I'm calling it 'calming it down so it doesn't urinate in one of my books again.' [YOU BULLY.]

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