The Purity Meme (Yeah, another one.)

[his_firecracker]

15.5% Pure

The test is over here, so go take it if you haven't.

Spike apparently scored higher than me. Huh...

Comments

[gota2ndchance]

... How did you manage that?

[his_firecracker]

I've no idea. Guess I'm just cool like that? *Headdesk* It's pretty awful when a vampire, who has the nickname for the way he once tortured people, scores higher than you.

[gota2ndchance]

Not just a vampire. I'm pretty sure everyone scored higher than you.

[his_firecracker]

Fuckmylife. Ugh... There's gotta be someone out there that's scored lower than me. I don't even care if it's just one person. I just want somebody else to have scored lower than me. Even I wouldn't touch me with a sixty foot pole after reading that score.

Or maybe I would and that's why I got that score?

[intuitivelyapt]

... I think everyone scored higher than you. What did you do? Or, more appropriately, what haven't you done?

[his_firecracker]

If that's your attempt at making me feel better? ...It's not working.

Hey! There's a shitload that I haven't done. - I think. Mainly animals! Just for the record.

[intuitivelyapt]

It's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm kind of impressed, honestly.

[his_firecracker]

You're impressed, too? Here I thought guys liked the naive virgin types.

[like_dillinger]

You know, I'm actually... impressed.

[his_firecracker]

Yo, seriously, you're the third guy that's said that to me. Maybe that whole superstitious thing works?

If you ever want a lesson in learning how to lower that purity score of your, you know where to find me.

[like_dillinger]

Maybe.

Well, I was just sayin' I still need to have sex in a hearse...

[callmesgtfury]

No offense, but this kind of doesn't surp.. well. Actually, Spike scoring higher than you surprises me.

But you don't strike me as the very pure type.