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[hirez]

I have just been grovelling round the back of the computer bench with the narrow vacuum attachment that generates extra suction. Or makes all the right noises to convince one that extra suction is being developed and is thus the correct implement to use for such jobs. That specific job being 'clean out the inside of the PC because it has been

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[hirez]

You know, were one going for a pointless 'luxury' brand, the 'Dyson Black, contract killer edition' would be a spectacularly pointless one.

[steer]

It was observed in my family household that dad switched to doing the hoovering the day we bought a hoover which looked like industrial machinery and had a manual talking excitedly about power rating and cyclone generation.

[capt_prickle]

I read somewhere a longtime ago that manufactures design their vacuum cleaners with men in mind, as they are often the ones chosing them. Probably why Dyson sells so well...

[jarkman]

Hurrah for pruning.

Here, also pruning, plus looking menacingly at a surplus ash tree. Also knackered.

[pir]

I appreciate your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[hirez]

Step 1) Buy compact Dyson.
Step 2) Port & gasflow the thing.
Step 3) Paint it matt black and bung a Yoshimura sticker on the side.
Step 4) Profit!
Step 5) Retire to pub, drink profits, never speak of this again...

[sarah_mum]

Grosse Point Henry.