We have always been at war with Erasure

Oct 26, 2011 14:55

Poll A mob of bastards though we trust them with our happiness

hatbox, hopeless shower of bastards, ha ha only serious

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hirez October 26 2011, 13:57:51 UTC

bluekieran October 26 2011, 14:08:03 UTC
I worked for one, briefly - it was my first job after dropping out of Uni. Bit of a shabby company, really, and I left with a total sales-career-score of -1: I accidentally sent a candidate's CV to his own company, and got him fired.

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hirez October 26 2011, 14:08:35 UTC
Good darts!

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steer October 26 2011, 14:36:36 UTC
Outstanding work. What is the opposite of a head hunter?

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ingaborg October 26 2011, 15:01:45 UTC
That is a classic!

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mr_tom October 26 2011, 15:37:35 UTC
[beer]

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ingaborg October 26 2011, 15:49:38 UTC
I am a little puzzled as to why you posted your resume if you weren't looking for a job...

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steer October 26 2011, 16:25:55 UTC
Oh this is utter brilliance. I love the random resume generator.

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anonymous October 26 2011, 19:00:33 UTC
I sent my CV to an agency called Syntax, back in 1999. (I think. Could have been earlier, but my brain has been addled by beer and python.) Was in a very unsatisfactory job which was almost certainly going to get worse ( ... )

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quercus October 26 2011, 21:05:29 UTC
I spent my final year at my last place looking to get out of it.

The most promising job leads I had, for my rather esoteric skillset (Java development process re-engineering, rather than development itself) were two, from two different agencies.

Both for my job, to be my own replacement. One of them even got the town right, which is more than the other had.

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yaruar October 26 2011, 22:04:36 UTC
I still get recruiters contacting me about SAP development jobs, because 11 years I briefly put the word SAP on my cv as in my first job I supported the consultants rolling out SAP across the blue chip company I was with and I was naive enough to think that looked like a professional thing to write on a cv after my first job.

That and ones with my current cv constantly bombarding me with first line support roles at about 1/3 of my current salary even though I know they have my current CV.

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