... And don't come back.

Aug 27, 2010 18:33

I have just been ejected from Bristol Eye Hospital ( Read more... )

back of the sofa or back of the net, looking at the wrong things, national truss

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eljaydaly August 27 2010, 17:39:08 UTC
Oh, yay! Thick corneas is great news!

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voidmonster August 27 2010, 18:30:02 UTC
You realize now that the way you've described it I see an angry doctor standing in the door of the hospital giving you the two finger salute and shouting about thick corneas.

Because your thick corneas have repelled something they felt was vitally important.

Like the eggs of the mind control vermicelli.

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jinxremoving August 27 2010, 18:42:34 UTC
Aww! Thank you very much sir. You said the magic words when you placed your order, so you got yourself a metric fuckton of zines: I hope they bring you much cheer.

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reddragdiva August 28 2010, 12:04:17 UTC
So what was the original problem?

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hirez August 28 2010, 12:16:41 UTC

i) Alleged above average intraocular pressure, as recorded by Specsavers.
ii) Best ask Nine.
iii) Being a useless scriptkiddy.
iv) Not enough beer and modern jazz.

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