Colophonic irritation

[hirez]

My mother gave me a bag of sugar so I could take it back to the factory and complain, because it was full of strange lumps. Thus my companion and I steamed up to the works at Kidderminster and wandered about in search of the complaints department

Comments

[eljaydaly]

You know... the lumpy sugar thing made me go "What the fuck?" But then my disbelief was totally suspended, and I was willing to take it all on faith.

That there? Good writer.

[anonymous]

やっぱり、家族だけでお家でお食事会をすると言っても、
結婚式だし、vendorさんいっぱい来くるし。。。。
家族はゲストなので助けてもらえないし。
これって、やはり、Sugakoさんみたいな個人のコーディネーターに
お願いするしかないね。

[Mechanical translation]

[hirez]

Yappari, to say to the Committee this at home with the family meal,
It's a wedding, vendor's full Kurushi come. . . .
Because the family and guests go in and help.
Is this, too, Sugako personal coordinator, like a
We'll have to ask.

Re: [Mechanical translation]

[eljaydaly]

Speaking of 'what the fuck'...

Re: [Mechanical translation]

[hirez]

Isn't it. I've been getting quite a lot of them of late. One yesterday told me that I should get married inside an actress, which was all a bit Groucho Marx.

[uniquefergus]

I bought the entire thing. I've had days like this.

[hirez]

Bloody hell. It's a rare old place that Glasgow, then.

[nalsa]

Surprisingly disappointed that some bugger had plasma-ed up the Saab didn't mean that it had been fitted with a plasma drive.

[aoakley]

Christ, you've made me remember the smell of the sugarbeet refinery ("Kidderminster's Tallest Building!" - on the Stourport/Bewdley road; get a good lungful on the way to the Safari Park). That's going to plague me all day. The stench is so damned strong that even just the memory of it, you can't get away from it

[d_floorlandmine]

The stench is so damned strong that even just the memory of it, you can't get away from it.
I know exactly what you mean!