Dairy of a nobody

[hirez]

When slathering Hammerite on bits of garden furniture in a Pooterish way, don't get your hair stuck in the noxious and treacle-like substance in the tin. Although I've now probably got rust-proof hair and it'll last longer than the usual g*th dye-job.

Comments

[jarkman]

So, like this then ?

http://www.shoppingblog.com/cgi-bin/sblog.pl?sblog=513051

[bogwitch64]

hahahahaa! That's hilarious. Could you see him with that do??

[hirez]

Oh, you'd be entirely unsurprised...

[bogwitch64]

Dearest, I can honestly say that you couldn't do much that would surprise me. Well...maybe cut your hair.

[whotheheckami]

You're so industrial you'd probably shit rivets as an encore! ;@)

[hirez]

I've got a bag of purple aircraft rivets on the shelf. They're small, but I'm still not necking some to prove a point.