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[hirez]

Bad thing: waking up in the certain knowledge that if you even think about moving your calf, it's going to cramp up lovely. And then moving it in an odd way anyway, so as to get maximum enjoyment from lurching up and trying to massage some sense into the thing

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[zoo_music_girl]

I have "Waiting for Mary" stuck in my head too now. :)

[hirez]

Glad to be of service.

(If I forgot to mention it before - nice garden.)

[Grams: Cloudland]

[perlmonger]

Sorry and all; only got Pennsylvania and St. Arkansas hereabouts.

[spride]

Do you get that thing where your entire calf turns all at once, and agonizingly, into solid teak? Hurts like a fucking fucker, that one.

[hirez]

I don't think so. One foot would go like that if I stretched it wrong, but Splendid Sports Massage Bloke fixed that and only had to remove me from the ceiling twice while doing it.

[outerego]

That sounds like plantar fasciitis - I get it sometimes during a long swim. Rolling a golfball under the arches is supposed to do it some good...