The war against toilet terror

[hirez]

As any sensible person is aware, the war between the bogroll alignment factions is a ceaseless struggle between the benighted heretics (those who believe bog-paper is best dealt from behind and underneath the roll. You wouldn't stand for that sort of behaviour while playing cards.) and the forces of light and reason. (bog-paper arrives in front of

Comments

[eljaydaly]

I'm sorry you've been infiltrated by rear-loading infidels. The bastards!

[mog_warbeast]

I occasionally find myself somewhat baffled by the need for bogroll dispenser keys. I understand that in some situations low blackguards might make off with the precious and valuable bogroll, but I generally find that I only think it would be handy to own such a key when the bogroll in the dispenser has run out, but there is a spare one resting on the cistern. (This, of course, being large and unwieldy industrial bogrolls rather than the easily unrolled home type.)

[perlmonger]

if you can be arsed to fill it in, I've posted a poll on this issue.

Only one answer is correct, of course.

[thegreatgonzo]

I'm going to have to steal a bogroll dispenser key. It's the only way.

Or go on a bloody murdering spree and route out the fifth columnists with extreme prejudice.

[hirez]

Ha! Find the unbeliever and lock it in a cubicle with the malfunctioning bogroll-engine until it works it out for itself.

Although we're dealing with belief rather than reason here. It might be a long wait.

[thegreatgonzo]

If you are indeed up against someone engaged in a ideological crusade to force the rest of the world to adopt their false dogma there could be a whole world of pain.

[girfan]

Is this why our bog roll holder isn't fixed to the wall? ;)

[hirez]

Yes.