MOT failure disasters/Where's Alec Issingonis now?

[hirez]

"Eh, yer know when somebody from fookin' HAMPSTEAD's dying, right? All their fookin' previous FURNITURE passes in front of their eyes!" [/Alexei Sayle][1

Comments

[gwengothelf]

I think your footnote should have been...

[1] Who is that fat bastard anyway?

;)

[quercus]

Silver Machine!

Small Bruv's V8 Landie! possibly the only vehicle too obviously shagged to stop me buying it.

[hirez]

And silver machines II & III! (God. I'd actually forgotten those two)

Shame that. It turned out the fix for that thing was four tyres the same size (as opposed to three) and a new set of plug leads.

[girfan]

I can't wait to read the descriptions of the vehicles you've owned since we got together!

[hirez]

So far they've all been taken away for scrap.

[inulro]

That's what's happened to every car I've ever owned, for I am at the bottom of the car-owning food chain.

[hirez]

As, most of the time, have I been.

[kantti]

I once had the RAC man turn up, since my car was not interested in performing any car-like functions. He looked at it and said "you need to get it serviced more often." I said "I had it serviced yesterday."

Last time I went to that garage.

[reddragdiva]

I think when edwards dies, it'll take several hours for all the cars and all the cameras to flash before his eyes.