Natch I up landlord

[hirez]

Dear rest-of-humanity, please stop greeting every unexpected but reasonably explicable happening with the phrase "John, what have you done now?". While it's rather nice to be assumed to be weakly godlike, I am in no way responsible for the effects of the wind or VirginMedia's shonky IP provision, and my computer is not able to restart fires at a

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[aidan_skinner]

Soil is clearly the right answer, as although it is a subset of dirt, one cannot grow tomatoes in asbestos.

Not safely anyway.

[eljaydaly]

It's dirt! Dirt!

It's all dirt. All of it. Filth.

[avocadovpx]

Dirt. But if you're paying for it, it's potting soil.

[nalsa]

Dirt = paint, grass stains and ketchup, unless TV is lying to me again.

[hirez]

HI! MY NAME IS BARRY SCOTT AND I CAN HELP YOU LAUNDER MONEY WITH NEW CILLIT-419!

[nalsa]

*applause*

You just made me spit beer on my keyboard. Well done, that chap.

[sola]

Depends, really. If i bought it or have cultivated it for a while, it's soil. If it's in someobdy else's yard or on my shirt, it's dirt.

[bmlg]

No one expects the comic juxtaposition.
I'll go away now.
-Barbara