London derriere

[hirez]

There are too many people.

There should be a cull.

We can begin with the poor fellows afflicted with distended testicles or suppurating penis or whatever other terrible accident forces them to sit on the tube with their knees at an angle of 45 degrees. Shooting the infection-site would be a mercy and put them out of our misery.

Comments

[eljaydaly]

Do you get a lot of suppurating penises over there?

[hirez]

It appears so. It must be tube travel that causes them.

[bogwitch64]

Authoritarian complex/personality--one 'symptom' being the tendency to take up more space than one actually needs, as a show of authority and dominance. Think of it as a primitive display enacted in a modern setting. THEN shoot.

[d_floorlandmine]

Yep - sounds like a solution to me.

K theorises that it's the same affliction that causes young men to wear their trousers with the crotch at mid-thigh or lower ...

[garunya]

In New York it's an epidemic.