pretty people meme
(1) List 16 12 celebrities (lol musicians) you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.) Just doing order I think of them.
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.
taken from ashleyxatl ♥
1. Nick Valensi
Because one, he is already in bed and two, he clearly should stay naked. I've developed a massive crush on him recently, but also, back in 2007, I would make lists with my friends of who I'd have sex with (aka a list like this) and they'd make fun of me because I'd have so many. Nick was on it.
Also, for this video:
YES I GOT A FUCKING CRUSH ON YOU! (ALSO: HIS LITTLE VOICE)
2. Julian Casablancas
Because of my good friend Paige. Actually, she's the reason I even listen to The Strokes (which I am eternally grateful for). I really don't have an explanation for him, because you either get it or you don't. Actually, that's sort of my reasoning behind all these. But especially Jules. I was introduced to him in 2006 when I was shown the "You Only Live Once" video. He was wearing white pants. Yes, he has child bearing hips and non-stick thin thighs and yet, somehow I am left gaga over him. Julian Fernando Casablancas is just that charismatic. Now I know he's 30 and married, but he seriously hasn't aged at all. Oh to be graced with such a gift. Anyway, yes. Casablancas. Was previously on the list of 07. Now on this one.
3. Fab Moretti/Julian Casablancas/Nick Valensi
FOR THIS. ALL THE GRINDING AND THE HIP SHAKING. YEAH.
4. William Beckett
(not recent, but I do love that picture)
William Beckett is probably the only person who has been on a list like this for all 4 years of my high school life. And that's saying something. He is not only on here for the looks. This is probably going to be short and look like I don't care about Bilvy, but it's actually the opposite. I have so much to say about him that it would be so obnoxiously long, I'd have to delete it all. Just know that so very rarely is there a musician you can relate to so goddamn well.
5. Gabe Saporta
For the collarbones. And the hips. And for being the sassiest motherfucker on my itunes. Seriously. And the fact that he wears a fedora despite the fact that everyone is like, "wtf you wouldn't wear a fedora." Oh yeah and for being probably the nicest guy ever and completely blowing his "Gabe The Asshole" reputation out the window all the times I've met him.
6. William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
lol, You've never met a more canon pairing in your life. Endearing bromance: they're doing it right. Being straight: they're doing it wrong. And even though they are on this list, I figure I'll probably end up mostly watching. But hey, I'm creepy so I wouldn't mind.
7. Maja Ivarsson
NO FUCKING QUESTIONS. HOW IS SHE EVEN REAL?
Also, there is nothing about this picture I don't like:
8. Victoria Asher
Guh. She is just...yeah.
Also. Please to be introducing you to her legs if you haven't met them before:
HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING?
9. Ashlee Simpson
Because everyone has a guilty pleasure. And seriously, she is hot shit. Pete is lucky he gets to come home to her every night, sorry fob fans.
Also, her clothes are fabulous.
10. Andy Samberg
NO FUCKING QUESTION, SAMBERG HANDS DOWN.
I'm sorry but he is funnier than Michael Cera and has way better hair. (Which is in no way meant to be a total diss at Michael, but c'mon...boy is typecasted and just has awkward funny. I love him, but he's no Andy)
11. Keanu Reeves
Not only for Bill & Ted. But definitely in large part because of it. I do not care that he is old(er) now, everyone is allowed one of those on their list. You are not allowed to make fun of me.
12. Hugh Grant
Well, if you're not going to make fun of me for the first older guy, here's another chance! Hugh Grant is funny. And fuck, he's sexy. And he has some sweet dance moves in "Music and Lyrics" which still, to this day, is one of like, 3 cheesy love movies I like...let alone can sit through.
THIS ICON IS SO APPROPRIATE.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.) Just doing order I think of them.
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.
taken from ashleyxatl ♥
1. Nick Valensi
Because one, he is already in bed and two, he clearly should stay naked. I've developed a massive crush on him recently, but also, back in 2007, I would make lists with my friends of who I'd have sex with (aka a list like this) and they'd make fun of me because I'd have so many. Nick was on it.
Also, for this video:
Click to viewYES I GOT A FUCKING CRUSH ON YOU! (ALSO: HIS LITTLE VOICE)
2. Julian Casablancas
Because of my good friend Paige. Actually, she's the reason I even listen to The Strokes (which I am eternally grateful for). I really don't have an explanation for him, because you either get it or you don't. Actually, that's sort of my reasoning behind all these. But especially Jules. I was introduced to him in 2006 when I was shown the "You Only Live Once" video. He was wearing white pants. Yes, he has child bearing hips and non-stick thin thighs and yet, somehow I am left gaga over him. Julian Fernando Casablancas is just that charismatic. Now I know he's 30 and married, but he seriously hasn't aged at all. Oh to be graced with such a gift. Anyway, yes. Casablancas. Was previously on the list of 07. Now on this one.
3. Fab Moretti/Julian Casablancas/Nick Valensi
FOR THIS. ALL THE GRINDING AND THE HIP SHAKING. YEAH.
4. William Beckett
(not recent, but I do love that picture)
William Beckett is probably the only person who has been on a list like this for all 4 years of my high school life. And that's saying something. He is not only on here for the looks. This is probably going to be short and look like I don't care about Bilvy, but it's actually the opposite. I have so much to say about him that it would be so obnoxiously long, I'd have to delete it all. Just know that so very rarely is there a musician you can relate to so goddamn well.
5. Gabe Saporta
For the collarbones. And the hips. And for being the sassiest motherfucker on my itunes. Seriously. And the fact that he wears a fedora despite the fact that everyone is like, "wtf you wouldn't wear a fedora." Oh yeah and for being probably the nicest guy ever and completely blowing his "Gabe The Asshole" reputation out the window all the times I've met him.
6. William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
lol, You've never met a more canon pairing in your life. Endearing bromance: they're doing it right. Being straight: they're doing it wrong. And even though they are on this list, I figure I'll probably end up mostly watching. But hey, I'm creepy so I wouldn't mind.
7. Maja Ivarsson
NO FUCKING QUESTIONS. HOW IS SHE EVEN REAL?
Also, there is nothing about this picture I don't like:
8. Victoria Asher
Guh. She is just...yeah.
Also. Please to be introducing you to her legs if you haven't met them before:
HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING?
9. Ashlee Simpson
Because everyone has a guilty pleasure. And seriously, she is hot shit. Pete is lucky he gets to come home to her every night, sorry fob fans.
Also, her clothes are fabulous.
10. Andy Samberg
NO FUCKING QUESTION, SAMBERG HANDS DOWN.
I'm sorry but he is funnier than Michael Cera and has way better hair. (Which is in no way meant to be a total diss at Michael, but c'mon...boy is typecasted and just has awkward funny. I love him, but he's no Andy)
11. Keanu Reeves
Not only for Bill & Ted. But definitely in large part because of it. I do not care that he is old(er) now, everyone is allowed one of those on their list. You are not allowed to make fun of me.
12. Hugh Grant
Well, if you're not going to make fun of me for the first older guy, here's another chance! Hugh Grant is funny. And fuck, he's sexy. And he has some sweet dance moves in "Music and Lyrics" which still, to this day, is one of like, 3 cheesy love movies I like...let alone can sit through.
THIS ICON IS SO APPROPRIATE.