I swear this day is the replica of hell. This Saturday started with me waking up to Jinki’s assigned ringtone at 5:30 am after having hit the snooze button of my alarm clock for what seemed like 50 times.

“Minho yah~ Rise and shine, porcupine!”

I can’t even tell him to fuck off because it’s his birthday.

I literally drag myself out of bed ( Read more... )

                                                                               “You wanna get that caramel macchiato ready, chief?”

Chief. Chief. Seriously, what is that? I don’t know Key very well, but that was just plain irritating. Regardless, I smile at him because I work at customer relations, a barista, that’s customer relations, right? ( Read more... )