Dear Raf,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside Chicago and I saw you sit at my mustard soufflé.
I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You
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