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Dec 31, 2005 14:18

185 anal-retentives walk into a bar....

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monimala December 31 2005, 19:20:46 UTC
185 anal retentives walk into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." The anal-retentives throw an obnoxious fit, pointing out the lack of proper signs indicating this prejudice, etc, and cause such a hassle that the bartender finally just gives them what they want.

At the end of it all, they only tip him a dollar.

"Tightwads," he spits, offended.

"No, that's tight asses!" they correct.

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hippielunatic December 31 2005, 19:22:32 UTC
Terrific.

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monimala December 31 2005, 19:24:31 UTC
I'm enjoying my new laptop WAY too much. :-).

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untiedshu January 1 2006, 17:01:16 UTC
I'll post my joke as soon as it goes through 4 more drafts.

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