185 prompt

[hippielunatic]

I need to laugh, please help. ;)

185 "lame excuses" walk into a bar....

Prompt came from another blog (on another site) that I check, and there was talk of what, in my opinion, was a very bad excuse for not completing work.

Comments

lame

[anonymous]

Do you really think I'd take a "lame" excuse? ~wicca

Re: lame

[hippielunatic]

No, I don't.... but I posted the prompt before the explanation... and I was just saying that I thought it was a poor excuse, which I still do, personally (but I'm an over achiever, so very few excuses are good by my standards) but at least now I find it acceptable.

[zorgon]

185 lame excuses walk into a bar... and the bartender says to the dishwasher, "... we're gonna need a bigger chalkboard."

[hippielunatic]

Ummm... dartboard joke? :confused

[zorgon]

Well, obviously you don't have a neighborhood bar you hang around in ;) It's traditional to keep a running tab on a chalkboard: a patron'll walk in, order a beer, and the publican will haul out the chalkboard and if it's got unpaid drinks on it will wave it significantly at the patron and suggest he pay up first, whereupon the patron will make a lame excuse.

*damn, I suck at standup; gotta know the audience... gotta play to the audience*

[peggusus]

Okay, I'll take the obvious one.

185 lame excuses walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve lame excuses here." 185 lame excuses say, "Why?" Bartender shrugs. "Don't feel like it."

[almsthvn]

take 2! (damn vicodin)

because I have to go do my nails
(or wash my hair)

[anonymous]

Damn. Why am I always the last one to catch 185 threads?

185 Lame Excuses walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve lame excuses in here." The lame excuses say "Why not?" The bartender says "Because there is a war going on. We're trying to rationalize."

[hippielunatic]

:)