...An old guy sitting at the bar says "I hate it when these guys come in here and make a mess." And the bartender says "Yeah, but the glasses always come back clean." ---
...and the bartender says "Oh crap. Here they come. Always playing their stupid games." The first dishwasher comes up to the bar, taps the bartender on the shoulder and says "Maytag, you're it!"
185 dishwashers walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve dishwashers here." Dishwashers say, "But we're gentlemen! I can't believe you're going to deter gents!"
185 Dishwashers walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve dishwashers in here." The dishwashers say "Why not?" The bartender says "Because last time you were in here, you took your clothes off. And in here, there is no streaking"
blah blah blah... joke setup.... The dishwashers say "Why not?" The bartender says "Because our stools are old and rickety. They aren't dishwasher safe."
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...An old guy sitting at the bar says "I hate it when these guys come in here and make a mess." And the bartender says "Yeah, but the glasses always come back clean."
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...and the bartender says "Oh crap. Here they come. Always playing their stupid games." The first dishwasher comes up to the bar, taps the bartender on the shoulder and says "Maytag, you're it!"
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Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve dishwashers here."
Dishwashers say, "But we're gentlemen! I can't believe you're going to deter gents!"
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*fails*
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After a few drinks, one dishwasher says to the others, is it just us or is the room spinning?
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…and when the bartender told them a funny joke, he was met by a Cascade of laughter.
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