The War Against - Bathtubs (TWAB)
According to Professor John Mueller:
"Outside of Afghanistan and Iraq, the number of people killed around the world since Sept. 11 by groups in sympathy with Al Qaeda is not that high. These are horrible and disgusting deaths, but they're not a sign of a diabolically effective organization. The total is less than the number of Americans who drowned in bathtubs during this period."
I propose a war against bathtubs. It's unpatriotic for an American to harbor a bathtub, and troops and other authorized personnel should be free to enter any residence containing a subversive bathtub and shoot it into oblivion. If the harborers of these terrorist devices offer any resistance, they too should be shot into oblivion, or arrested and subject to interrogation. Doing it that way should cost enough to offer needed subsidy to the military-mercenary-security industry complex.
After all, weren't bathtubs invented by the Muslims - or maybe the nefarious French?
And round up those people selling snorkels and other pansy terrorist-loving "bathtub safety devices."
"Outside of Afghanistan and Iraq, the number of people killed around the world since Sept. 11 by groups in sympathy with Al Qaeda is not that high. These are horrible and disgusting deaths, but they're not a sign of a diabolically effective organization. The total is less than the number of Americans who drowned in bathtubs during this period."
I propose a war against bathtubs. It's unpatriotic for an American to harbor a bathtub, and troops and other authorized personnel should be free to enter any residence containing a subversive bathtub and shoot it into oblivion. If the harborers of these terrorist devices offer any resistance, they too should be shot into oblivion, or arrested and subject to interrogation. Doing it that way should cost enough to offer needed subsidy to the military-mercenary-security industry complex.
After all, weren't bathtubs invented by the Muslims - or maybe the nefarious French?
And round up those people selling snorkels and other pansy terrorist-loving "bathtub safety devices."