Return of the Prime Evils

[lisahlin]

Mephisto sat up and stretched. Where the hell am I? she wondered. Not in Hell, obviously, she added upon seeing that the giant mushrooms surrounding her were not diabolical, but merely housing for smurfs.

Smurfs! she thought. Baal would like this place... In a her particular way of appreciating things.

Mephisto stood up

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[luzifer_]

Óhóhó, mér líkar! :D Megum við bæta við? Spurning með hin alter egoin, JÞ gæti verið konungur mörgæsanna? Bet he'd like that. xD Og Þorri gæti verið kommúnistadjöfull. Haukur er annaðhvort "The DM" eða metalskrímsli og Ernir, uhh... jeminn. All empty now. We'll find something.
Mig langar að teikna þetta!

[lisahlin]

Jújú, þið megið bæta við að vild, en ég viðheld réttinum á því að breyta textanum eftirá... Is gut?

Humm, síðast þegar ég skrifaði um þessar persónur var ég ekki nógu örugg með teiknistílinn minn til að reyna... Þetta gæti verið rosa gaman.

[ernir]

Ha, á fólk í erfiðleikum með að finna djöfullega veru sem ég ætti samleið með? xD
Ég hugsa að það sé nú bara ágætt út af fyrir sig, samt. =þ

[miriamg]

Híhí, Haukur DM!
Gæti Ernir ekki bara verið voðalega góður gaur sem vill hjálpa öllum og er of mikil dúlla til að vera óvinur neins þó að við séum illskan uppmáluð? Svoldið eins og ljósku-Jesús sem mig dreymdi einhvern tímann (and his sidekick missionary boy).

Hvað þýðir YHWH? Er það svipað og YMCA? :Þ

[lisahlin]

"These bags," said Diablo, "were being delivered somewhere, by a group of tiny little wizards."
Mephisto looked at Lucifer suspiciously.
"Well," said the Lightbringer. "They're not mine. I don't deliver that sort of thing."
"I belive you, Lucifer," said Diablo. "You see, they were all wearing tiny little baby-pink uniforms."
The Five Prime Evils shuddered.
"This is surely the work of an enemy to be reckoned with!" said Loki.
"How do you reckon?" asked Baal.

[luzifer_]

Lucifer gave Baal a surprised look.
"Didn't you hear Diablo? Baby-pink. Baby. Pink. We're obviously not dealing with an amateur here. We're dealing with someone who not only knows all our worst fears, but also sends wizards wearing baby-pink uniforms. Tiny wizards."
"I sure hope they weren't angry," said Mephisto, shuddering.
"I sure hope they weren't red-heads," said Baal, thoughtfully. "I hate it when red-heads wear pink, ruins their whole complexion."

[lisahlin]

"I hate it when red-heads wear pink, ruins their whole complexion. But seriously,” she said, looking worried. “How does one reckon with one’s enemies? Do they owe us money? Do we give out a signed statement where we accept that they exist? Or do we ask for their advice

[lisahlin]

“‘Hey, Dimples?’ said one of the wizards who sat close to the fire

[sarahblack]

This is getting so exciting! :D

I fully approve of Hannes the Hypocrite being the bad guy.

[vorpal_raccoon]

If looking for additional characters, consider the following:

Death (the non Terry pratchett kind)
The Seven deadly sins.
Lets not forget the four servants/horsemen of the apocalypse.
And last but not least, the Pain Elemental.

[lisahlin]

CHZO!?!
I asked Wikipedia what the Pain Elemental is, and it said that I should learn more about Doom. It didn't really answer my question.
So I've decided that you meant CHZO of Yahtzee Croshaw's CHZO Mythos. Because it's cool.
Speaking of Mythos, though... How about some Royalty? I don't know a lot about Lovecraft's work, but I read these two Gaiman short stories. ;-)

[vorpal_raccoon]

Indeed, the Pain elemental was a part of the Doom series. Nasty bugger... floating brown ball which spat out flaming skulls. Fun stuff.

The spider mastermind from the same series might be fun. A brain hooked up to a spider-robo-chassis? Sign me up!

I never got to deep into the CHZO mythos... though I did play one of his games. Also, royalty is good, because royalty has the annoying tendancy to be completely effin evil and deranged :D

[miriamg]

I've been reading Lovecraft lately! Way weird and way cool.

*goes off to worship Cthulhu, the Great Old One, from the ancient city of R'lyeh*