1st wild-fire whiz-bang [voice]

[himynameisgred]

[have a splash, followed soon after by the sound of someone spitting out a mouthful of water]

…

Nothing like a nice dip after snuffing it. I feel so refreshed.

Honestly, I know George is the holy one, but is it too much to ask for a choir of angels to come round and serenade me whilst I wade in these hallowed waters?

Tasted like dung, by the

Comments

audio;

[threeatonce]

Breath mint?

audio; drat foiled again

[threeatonce]

Gesundheit.

audio; kiss kiss~

[himynameisgred]

I beg your pardon.

audio; *maces you*

[threeatonce]

Muggle? Is that a breed of dog?

audio; OI

[himynameisgred]

A breed of person, actually. Non-magic folk.

audio;

[threeatonce]

Tell me there's a broad classification for 'magical' or I'll have been waving this wand around for years for nothing.

audio;

[himynameisgred]

If you can actually make things happen with that wand, you're clear.

audio; 1/2

[threeatonce]

I can make it light up.

audio;

[threeatonce]

By pushing a button.

audio;

[himynameisgred]

It's a toy? My dad would love it.

audio;

[threeatonce]

That says some weird things about your dad.

audio;

[himynameisgred]

He's a weird guy. Muggle inventions fascinate him.

audio;

[threeatonce]

I'd bet he'd go insane over those new iPod minis.

audio;

[himynameisgred]

Come again?

audio;

[threeatonce]

It's technology.

audio;

[himynameisgred]

What, pray tell, does it do?