[Funny, Sanji is right now glancing at his own journal, in transit between the kitchen and the living room. What he sees mystifies him in the worst way.]
... A baby? [That's. New. And a little bit excessive. Really, Malnosso? How the hell is an infant going to contribute to Luceti? Unless he can set the barrier on fire.
That the coos of the infant are getting louder barely registers - until Sanji notes something crawling on the floor and stumbles back.]
[Hm. Staring and waving have proved ineffective. Time for plan B.
Which is to say, give into the demands of the child so he doesn't start crying. Sanji bends down and lifts baby!Ace up by the armpits, smiling uncertainly all the while. Seriously, how does I baby?]
I guess... you don't know how to talk yet, huh? [Just keep smiling! 8D; Until that surrealness wears off and the panic sets in]
[... Why does Sanji feel he's been caught red-handed?]
A-aha, there you are, Nami-san! [He adjusts Ace a little, so he's being carried properly against Sanji's chest and not held out at arms length like a bomb that might detonate. And over his tiny head Sanji will send a look that borders on traumatized]
Ahh-- so I see. [Nami closes her bedroom door and leans against it, eyeing the baby in question. What. The hell, Luceti. Bringing in New Feather babies now? Or someone's the result of an experiment--
--in their house. Hnn.
Although. She can't resist. Not with that look on Sanji's face.]
Is there something you're not telling me, Sanji-kun?
[Ace just waved his arms a little, and then pointed to the journal. He made grabby hands for it. Obviously the baby wants his book. READ HIM STORY, SANJI.]
[Nami you had his children in an alternate reality. B| THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR TROLLING.]
O-oi, Nami-san! I would never-- Eh? [He feels little Ace move and abruptly trails off] You want... that? [Oh, the journal-- and a lightbulb goes off. If this is the kid's, that means it'll solve the mystery of who he is]
Alright, alright, I'll get it~ [He picks it up with his free hand, and after some shuffling around... There's no mistaking the name on the cover.] Ace.
[He looks back and forth between Sanji and Name. He reaches his arms out for Nami. Pretty lady, he wants to be held by her because he kinda looks like mama.]
... A baby? [That's. New. And a little bit excessive. Really, Malnosso? How the hell is an infant going to contribute to Luceti? Unless he can set the barrier on fire.
That the coos of the infant are getting louder barely registers - until Sanji notes something crawling on the floor and stumbles back.]
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Second reaction? Desperate denial.
Maybe if he stares long enough with his mouth hanging open, the baby will disappear.]
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Ah! Auuu! Auuuuuhaaaaaa!
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D8 Oh god he's been spotted.]
Uh-- [He's going to. Wave. Yeah... Wave at the child. That'll help a lot.]
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ACE YOU ARE GOING TO THE COMPLETELY WRONG PERSON.] A-auuu!
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Which is to say, give into the demands of the child so he doesn't start crying. Sanji bends down and lifts baby!Ace up by the armpits, smiling uncertainly all the while. Seriously, how does I baby?]
I guess... you don't know how to talk yet, huh? [Just keep smiling! 8D; Until that surrealness wears off and the panic sets in]
How did you even get in here?
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Sanji-kun? I thought I heard a--
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Au.......
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A-aha, there you are, Nami-san! [He adjusts Ace a little, so he's being carried properly against Sanji's chest and not held out at arms length like a bomb that might detonate. And over his tiny head Sanji will send a look that borders on traumatized]
We've got a visitor.
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--in their house. Hnn.
Although. She can't resist. Not with that look on Sanji's face.]
Is there something you're not telling me, Sanji-kun?
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Ahuuu! Aooo!
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O-oi, Nami-san! I would never-- Eh? [He feels little Ace move and abruptly trails off] You want... that? [Oh, the journal-- and a lightbulb goes off. If this is the kid's, that means it'll solve the mystery of who he is]
Alright, alright, I'll get it~ [He picks it up with his free hand, and after some shuffling around... There's no mistaking the name on the cover.] Ace.
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[Repeating that back kinda blankly, further trolling thoughts going out the window. And staring at the bundle of ...ah. Well...
...at least he's back again. But seriously, this?]
...where's Luffy?
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Ah, ah! Hi......
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[... Well then. You heard the baby, lady. B| Your turn. Sanji holds Ace out again in a silent question]
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