so... pretty sure my cousin is a racist

[hijackme]

joy of joys

a convo:

her: this shrimp soup tastes like asians. blech
me: how do you know what asians taste like :|
her: when i walk by them i can smell them, so i can taste them
me: i'm pretty sure all asians don't smell the same
her: yeah they do, they all smell like plastic. ewwwww

me: WAT

Comments

[azelmaroark]

I LOVE THE SMELL OF ASIANS IN THE MORNING.

(The best part of waking up is Asians in your cup...?)

[hijackme]

LOL

finger lickin' good?

[anomalous_data]

"Asians: You'll know them by the smell."

Jesus Christ. Was the shrimp soup good, at least?

[hijackme]

i dunno, i didn't eat the brand that she was blech-ing at bc i don't like spicy soups (that's prob why she didn't like it. she fails at reading labels :|). i probably wouldn't have enjoyed it, but not because it tasted like asians...

[anomalous_data]

Yeah, you really have only yourself to blame if you buy and cook spicy soup and are surprised at its spiciness.

I feel like there's a dirty joke somewhere in all of this.

[hijackme]

probably, but i can't think of one (for once)

[quintum]

...

[hijackme]

mte

[quintum]

That's real special. How exactly are you related to this kid again? I'm lolling over here

[hijackme]

idk, personally i was thinking she's probably an alien.

you should get on aim y/y

[hijackme]

i've been saying this for 16 yrs

[fistsandfangs]

WHAT.

PLASTIC?

i don't remember anything in japan smelling like plastic. and now i am confused.

[hijackme]

yes. idgi either.