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[godofwines]

Week Name/Date/Time: 'Jack of All Trades' / Saturday, November 18th, 2006 / one in the afternoon
Location: Quidditch Pitch
Open to: Anyone! Mostly Gryffindor team members, but other teams, too, if they're looking for a fight! And most importantly, Andy
Currently Involving: Bacchus

Ahh how he loved the smell of broom handles in the morning!

Although

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[andyfraz]

Andy left Professor Thorne at ten to one, figuring if he ran, he'd make it in time to practice but he didn't count on Aleesha Montgomery stopping him and rambling on about the soundtrack to the Matrix for a good ten minutes. After dislodging himself from her grasp, he bolted for the Quidditch pitch, slowing down only when he came into Bacchus' vision. He didn't want to seem like he was in a hurry to see him, now did he? The 7th year didn't need a bigger ego than he already had.

He casually strolled up to the box of equipment, and oh yes, hello Bach, totally didn't notice you there!

Yeah, right.

He smiled crookedly at Bach and gave a casual glance around, making sure the coast was clear. He wasn't going to pounce on him or anything, the risk of getting caught was too high. But he could flirt with a bit of confidence.

"I had a dream about you last night," he mumbled, in way of a greeting. His eyes darted around him, he did nothing to actually indicate he was flirting.

"I was sucking you off on a broom." And yet, flirting he

[andyfraz]

"That still doesn't mean I think you're stupid," he tried to explain to Bacchus. He didn't know if he was in trouble, he couldn't tell. As Bacchus explained about the car Andy couldn't help but take back his previous sentence. "Ok, I take it back, you are stupid. You could die rolling your vehicle! Muggles die all the time in car crashes!"

Thankfully Kazuki arrived before Andy went too Mother Hen on Bacchus' ass.

Andy made a disgusted face at the words of 'blow job' as if the very idea affronted him. Fine then, flirting time was over, joking around with your jock friends time was beginning. Andy knew the routine well. Smile and make faces at anything that was said to you to give the appearance of coolness. Someone called you a fag? Laugh and call them one back. Atomic wedgies? Play up the pain in a fun way and jokingly threaten to get them back. DON'T EVER GET THEM BACK THOUGH. That was a surefire way to be beaten up.

"I'm getting my broom," Andy muttered to the boys who were caught up with themselves.

[godofwines]

"Dude," it was back to the mocking tone. Bacchus couldn't avoid it-- this word was definitely becoming his new favorite word, mostly because Andy said it. What was a 'dude', anyway? "I didn't roll it on purpose. Not that it wasn't fun." Bacchus didn't know when he'd ever had a greater thrill. It was almost like spinning out of control on a broom, except you were in a metal cage and it could possibly burst into flames and burn you to death. Awesome

[kazuki_takurai]

"Well damn, you sure go through suckers fast!" Kazu laughed, raising his eyebrows his surprise. "I'll hafta steal more next time. I'll try to avoid the nasty flavors, too."

Kazu finished off the last of his melon sucker before tossing the stick lazily to the ground. Unlike Bacchus, Kazu didn't enjoy the taste of soggy cardboard in his mouth for too long.

"Whuzzat?" Kazu blurted, his eyebrows creasing in both shock and confusion. "Stupid? You? Nah, not in particular. I've known some real dumb bunnies, and you aren't one of 'em."

Smirking wildly, he attempted to cheer his friend up. He never found it awkward whenever Andy was brought into the conversation. Really, he thought the kid was a blast! Although, whenever he hung around Bacchus, he got the smallest hint of a feeling that Andy really had a problem with him

[andyfraz]

Andy grabbed his broom from his locker which he had somehow missed grabbing minutes earlier when he had gotten changed. His thoughts HAD been elsewhere though, it was understandable to forget something as trivial as a broom when he had the thought of a naked, writhing Bacchus on his mind.

Mmm, naked Bacch.

Wait, no. No, no, no, no, no. Think manly thoughts, Frazer.

He grabbed his broom and headed back to the boys. "What'd I miss? Have we got the 'shagging birds' talk out of the way, can we practise now," he asked with a smirk on his face.

[godofwines]

Resisting the urge to jump upon Kazu's stick (you know, incase his own deteriorated before the end of practice), Bacchus looked back at Andy when he approached.

"Vagina," he informed Kazu, looking manly and thoughtful with a creased brow and pursed lips. "Okay, I think we're done," he told Andy, seriously. "Unless you had something to add to the conversation?" a dark, ironic light lit his eyes as he gave Andy a look that said, "Go along, you smart ass." He even punched him in the shoulder, just as Kazu had done to him moments before, wanting to see how Andy would take it.

"By the way, Kazu says I'm not stupid and he'd love me even if I was. He'd probably even ride in a car with me, wouldn't you," he put on a sycophantic look and addressed his best friend, "Zu-Zu?" He didn't know where that nickname came from, but he thought it was sickening, and therefore, perfect for this occasion

[kazuki_takurai]

It was SO hard for Kazu not to sniggle at 'vagina'. He couldn't help it!! Thank god he didn't laugh, though he cracked the smallest of smiles. He figured it was a good joke, but then he caught the menacing glare from Bacchus to Andy

[andyfraz]

Andy took the punch to his shoulder without wincing or grimacing. He stared evenly back at Bacchus who was just radiating top at the moment and it made Andy feel a little breathless. "Boobs," he added, nodding seriously to each boys. "That's all I have to say." Merlin's beard, how did he ever not know Bacchus was gay? Vagina, really? What straight man said that? It was always something much more vulgar

[godofwines]

Everyone laughs at 'vagina'. It's a funny word.

Bacchus, pervertedness aside, was top at this moment. He was the Alpha Male-- not quite in his element, but damn close enough (he might've been in his actual element, had he had his entire team there, but alas. They were about being lazy and ignoring his summons. Sad when only his best friend and his lover came.

"Have you ever rolled a car?" Bacchus didn't wait for a reply-- the chances that Andy had, being Muggleborn, and lived to tell the tail, were slim, "Then how can you tell me it isn't an awesome day out when you don't even know?" It was mostly awesome because Jeff wasn't there, but also because he had just turned seventeen and was able to fix the car by himself without anyone, save for some sheep on that roadside, knowing

[kazuki_takurai]

There would be blood. Kazu knew that for certain. Oh god, what was he in the middle of? He was always terrible at stopping fights, considering the fact that he would usually take part in them. But this... What the bloody hell was he to do?

"Hey, come on, Bacchus," Kazu chuckled hopelessly, trying to calm his friend down. "We both know we can't have a game with three people..."

He shuffled on his feet uncomfortably.

"Umm... How about we just.. Call it quits for a day? Hm?"

Kazu tapped his hands on his thighs, avoiding eye contact with either boy.

[andyfraz]

"Forget it, Kazu," Andy snapped, as the boy tried to reason with Bacchus. "Let's do this." He swung his broom down and slid on in one smooth move. He was up in the air quickly, he had done a few speed charms on his Cleansweep earlier on in the week, but it was still no match in speed compared to Bach's Nimbus.

He swooped back down, pulling in a vicious slide. "Give us your best, Donovan." He was goading the seventh year good and he topped off the challenge with a snarl he'd only ever used on Brinley.

[loopdeelou]

There -might- be blood.

Okay. There probably would be.

Bacchus didn't think of it as a fight. He thought of it as a challenge. A challenge which Andrew Frazer was going to lose. He didn't mean to put Kazu in the middle of it all, but unfortunately, it was something that was just bound to happen. Kazu might have to remember where his loyalties lay-- to his bestie, of course!

Kicking open the crate of balls, Bacchus released the two Bludgers (there would be no need for the Snitch without Fi, or the Quaffle without a keeper), grabbed his bat and threw one to his mate. His broom was next-- jumping on it almost, it seemed, as it was taking off, he gave the impression of someone leaping into the air.

Once he was up, though, it was like broom and boy had combined into one. So graceful was he in the air, the broom seemed to listen to his every thought or feeling on where to go. Bat raised, he sped off after the first Bludger he spied, then, flexing his big old arms, he hit it directly at Andy.

[kazuki_takurai]

Kazu caught the bat with one hand, sighing as he looked up at the sky. Lazily, he reached up and ran a hand through his hair.

"Why me... Why is it always me?" Kazu whined quietly to himself, hopping onto his old broom.

Gripping his bat tightly, Kazu chased after the other Bludger and with a grunt, hit it towards Andy. He really didn't want to hurt Andy, but he had to get good practice in at the same time.

[andyfraz]

Andy enjoyed flying. He could take or leave Quidditch but flying had always been a relaxing thing for him. Except now as he was being chased thorugh the air by two balls that probably caused as much pain as having a bowling ball thrown at you.

Andy dodged one, hit particularly hard from Bacchus. He didn't have time to gloat, the next one from Kazu came whizzing past his ear. His heart raced as adrenalin pumped through his veins. He felt as if were one with the world, every touch, every sound, every movement; he felt them all. He was sure he could dodge every bludger that came at him. Bring 'em on! He'd take on 400 if Bach wanted.

You didn't need to be a psychic to know that his self confidence would be short lived.

"C'mon," he sneered. Words said to both boys but only meant for one. "Fucking do it. Hit me. Do your worst." This was an exquisite form of foreplay but Andy hadn't quite realised that's what it was yet. Who knew if Bach knew either? Kazuki was likely to be completely out of the loop.

[godofwines]

It was probably a good thing for Kazu to be out of the loop. While Bacchus knew that he was positive about his bestie's sexuality, Bacchus didn't want to make him feel too awkward-- or even worse-- too involved.

Which didn't mean he couldn't use his favorite Asian in some torturing of his lover. Strong, white teeth grating on the edge of the cardboard stick, he sped after the Bludger that Andy had dodged and hit it roaring back at the boy. Then, when Andy was preoccupied with that--

WHAM!

A crack of the wooden bat sent Kazu's Bludger flying directly at Andy's back in an effort to unseat him from his broom. The mean little ball hurtled forward. And Bacchus waited.

[kazuki_takurai]

Wait for it... Wait for it...

Yup. Kazu was most definitely out of the loop.

He moved his head side to side to ease the crick in his neck, and then made a circular motion with his hitting arm. It wasn't too bad of a hit, but naturally Andy dodged it.

He was about to go flying after the other Bludger, but Bacchus had already gotten to it. Damn, was he fast! Kazu's fingers twitched on his bat handle uncomfortably.

He hoped Andy could dodge the next to ferocious hits. What was up with Bacchus today anyway? He was acting pretty pissy with Andy, and Kazu didn't exactly know why. But then again, he never really knew why anything happened anyway.