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[highcost_living]

I get that this is a curse, a silly one.  Please, if you have some restraint try licking one of these or these instead? Yours free. No trick.

Why? Simple enough, I don't think people should be licked if they aren't up for it. Dying is enough. Really. After all of that Halloween celebrating, I think that the candy would be a better option. More

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[lyra_of_dust]

Really?

Uh... thank you, ma'am.

[highcost_living]

Yep. You heard right.

You're welcome.

[commieleon]

Well, that's nice of you.

Assuming those aren't poisoned.

[highcost_living]

I think it is nice if you'll take the exchange. Especially since all of them are already made. Shame that they would go to waste, hm?

[commieleon]

And you don't want anything in return, either?

[highcost_living]

I didn't say that. I want people to stop licking the dead.

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

I'll be happy to take all that candy off your hands.

[highcost_living]

What about everyone else?

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

They're busy practicing cannibalism.

[reginagloriae]

Gee... I totally missed the curse, that explains the random biting incident among the Lux patrons.

[highcost_living]

People who died tasted like sugar.

[reginagloriae]

Should insert the joke where babies taste like chicken. That doesn't excuse people to bite or lick each other. It's still gross.

[warconductor]

Disregard you entirely?

That seems a foolish thing.

[highcost_living]

In the long run, it isn't smart. Some people have to learn the hardway.

[warconductor]

Oh, indeed, Frauline. Immortality is, after all, something of a myth. Nothing lasts forever.