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The Handcuff Scenario Meme

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The Tenth Doctor || Doctor Who

[notsoperfect10]

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[themastereffect]

What?... How was I meant to know we'd need the key. I thought you could just sonic it. You could of warned me. This is really all your fault.

[Then he wouldn't of swallowed the key for the sake of whimsy and showmanship... Well the professionals did it-- Well, magicians.]

[notsoperfect10]

I could just sonic it...if I had my screwdriver!

[But nooo...it's across the roooom...]

This is getting uncomfortable, Master! Move your knee!

[themastereffect]

[Ha, someone had the ability to roll to the side comfortably. Take that, Doctor! But he couldn't move any further than that. Which was sort of a disappointment.]

Hmm... I have an idea. But-- well, where do you stand with regurgitation?

[Isn't he just a wonderful romantic.]

[notsoperfect10]

[Oh, this? This is fantastically uncomfortable. Worse than. Why did they have to take these particular items of Jack's?!]

I don't care, just get me out!

[themastereffect]

Right, I'm trying, just hang on.

[There a few moments of awkward cough and an attempt at heaving but nothing really happens. Clearing his throat, he turned to the Doctor. No. He didn't want to throw up after all, very undignified.]

So... I have a plan B, if you're interested? [Plan B was never a good thing. The Doctor should know that by now.]

[notsoperfect10]

[He'd had his eyes very tightly shut to stay away from the horror that would likely be the Master throwing up on his chest. But alas! Nothing!]

What's...plan B?

[themastereffect]

Right, my laser screwdriver is under the bed. If we can get it then we can blow up the cuffs. But to avoid major burns, we need to hit a certain spot. But I can do that, my aims pretty good.

[It was getting the laser that was the problem. The Master was trying to get his foot under the bed to find it.]

At least try to help!

[notsoperfect10]

[Oh, he'd trigger tears in a moment!]

I want to help--ow! But you've got things---aaaah! Lodged in places that--

AAAH!

Did you pay attention to the lesson!?

[themastereffect]

Love, respect, boundaries, safe word-- that's basically it, right?

[BDSM - still had some work but he supposed this as better than last time. And perhaps he should think before he plunges into these things... but the Doctor didn't exactly set any rules.]

Shut up and stop wriggling.

[notsoperfect10]

I'm not wriggling, you left it on vibrate!

[themastereffect]

I did? -- How'd you turn it off?.. Oh, who cares.

Oh. Oooooh. I have it! [Using his feet, he raised the laser shakily and grinned with great pride. Now he just had to get it to his hands.]

[notsoperfect10]

[For some reason, the Master thought it might be a good idea to turn on all of the vibrators to make it act like a vibrating bed that Ianto spoke about. The Doctor's teeth hadn't stopped clacking since!]

Hurrrrrrrrry! My jaw hurts!

[themastereffect]

Whine, whine, whine, whine. Do you ever not complain?

[Rolling his eyes, he used his foot and threw the laser screwdriver, accidentally smacking the Doctor in the face with it. But, luckily, it rolled off the Doctor and right into his lap.]

I am just too brilliant.

[notsoperfect10]

Brilliant? I take back any time I've ever say you were. It's not true. You've managed to mess up BDSM. Master of it all? Hardly! No matter what it says on my back!

[themastereffect]

I am Master of it all! I had it all worked out till everyone added rules and conditions and--

[Firing the laser screwdriver, he blew the handcuffs apart... and almost took the Doctors hand off in the processed.]

Annnnd did I get you?