Zombie Joe Dick was almost a half hour late to his audition, but it wasn't really his fault this time. The transit system discriminated against the dead.
"You look familiar," Bruce commented.
"nnNNNnrgh," said Joe.
"Hm, nope. Haven't seen that one."
Joe wished he could still articulate things other than "braaaaaaains" so he could inform Bruce he was calling his movie "Pocketpool" in his mind. Bruce'd probably laugh.
Are you sure? I've got this lovely idea for squid!Edward and squid!Bella...
Fine! Treat it is:
Fed up at last with her country's financial woes, our heroine had snuck aboard a freighter bound for Canada. ...Unfortunately, due to some minor legal issues, the freighter was turned away at port and when it finally made land, it was Mexican soil.
Still, a cunning escape from the ship's hold and a brief wander through the desert later, unhurt knew she had been brought here by the hand of fate.
Squeeeeee! I LOVE vintage fashion! I also love recipes, although this "Amy Sedaris" sounds suspiciously like literature, but I'll check it out. Thank you, hon -- ♥
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"You look familiar," Bruce commented.
"nnNNNnrgh," said Joe.
"Hm, nope. Haven't seen that one."
Joe wished he could still articulate things other than "braaaaaaains" so he could inform Bruce he was calling his movie "Pocketpool" in his mind. Bruce'd probably laugh.
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The transit system discriminated against the dead.
TRUFAX!
(we call it "pocket billiards" *g*)
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*throws - what is it you weird americans do? put toilet paper on things? - ok, throws bog roll at you*
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Une tréat:
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(i.e. gimme a treat!)
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Fine! Treat it is:
Fed up at last with her country's financial woes, our heroine had snuck aboard a freighter bound for Canada. ...Unfortunately, due to some minor legal issues, the freighter was turned away at port and when it finally made land, it was Mexican soil.
Still, a cunning escape from the ship's hold and a brief wander through the desert later, unhurt knew she had been brought here by the hand of fate.
She hoped they were hiring:
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made me cackle because, um i have been listening to playboys of the south-western world really QUITE a lot recently...
also \u/ !!!
scrap the all-girl crab boat plan, let's go be lobster ranchers!
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\o/\o/\o/\o/
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(the song at the end, in case it gets stuck in your head, as it did mine)
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