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hier

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Dec 09, 2005 10:48

Texans cannot drive on ice. It's a known fact. When we get a sprinke of precipitation on the ground during winter, we all panic and close everything down. Before, I was a cynic. I made fun of the dumb texans while rejoicing in the time that I got to spend free of responsibility. Until two days ago. When I slid on ice. If David knew, he'd say it was ( Read more... )

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multicoloredwiz December 10 2005, 16:36:30 UTC

i ain't never heard nothin about asian women being bad drivers.
however, as for texans... that's quite an understatement.
i remember when i lived in oklahoma, i was about 10 miles north of the border, and like 50 or so north of gainesville, tx; we shopped their a lot at its outlet mall. the sign on the border to texas said "drive friendly, the texas way".
oh man, that sign was LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL everytime i saw it.

seraphzero December 10 2005, 19:18:59 UTC

That's as hilarious as "Drive smart, Kentucky" XD

hier December 12 2005, 02:02:53 UTC

Heeeey. Texans aren't as bad as other states!

smurrie December 11 2005, 15:01:45 UTC

Texans drive on ice about as good as Californians drive on... anything that isn't dry cement sounds like. >.> Oh it's sprinkling rain? Oh there's a zillion accidents on the freeways. xD

hier December 12 2005, 02:03:38 UTC

Hah! If you and I were in a car when it was slightly icy, we'd both crash and die.

...but at least we'd be together? :D?

smurrie December 12 2005, 09:24:04 UTC

Exactly! :D Sex0rz in DETH!