Hey Wolfram!

[hidaka_ken]

Alternate ending for this thread:

*watches, frowning... this is how most of our conversations end, huh?* *frustrated* Wolfram. *follows*

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[shut up. we're whores. just /shut up/]

[notjealous]

[sitting on the cabin steps, a wad of Ken's clothes next to him]

[hidaka_ken]

..I told you I'd never done this. *shifts his grip as instructed* *no shaking, yay!* *beams*

[notjealous]

[rolls his eyes] We're almost there.

[hidaka_ken]

.....what?

[notjealous]

...if you become upset every time I think you're an idiot we shall eventually reach an impasse.

[hidaka_ken]

*laughs* Oh, is that all that was?

[notjealous]

I would not be walking with you if it were more. [oh hey, after passing through some trees here's a clearing! fantastic!]

[hidaka_ken]

Good to know.

*holding the sword only a little awkwardly at his side* *hi there clearing!*

[notjealous]

[turns around and stands stiffly] Now, you might have a sudden urge to hold your sword as you would a baseball bat. No. That is wrong, and even if you might defeat someone based on your sheer stupidity, it will not work in actual battle.

[hidaka_ken]

Uhm. I...... why would I do that?

[notjealous]

I have no idea but I wanted to make sure.

[hidaka_ken]

It's not a bat, it's a sword.

[notjealous]

[...♥]

Good. Now, when you stand [insert actual technical sword stuff that I don't know~] How does that feel?

[hidaka_ken]

*you think I know? this is Ken doing whatever Wolfram says* Pretty good... but when you move this way, should the blade turn? *more technical sword stuff*

[notjealous]

It becomes an extension of your arm -- if your arm can't do that then you sword won't be able to.

[hidaka_ken]

*nodding* I think I can handle that. *very slowly going through simple motions, to make sure he's got the movements right*