Fic: I Wanna Have Your Baby
Title: I Wanna Have Your Baby
Length: One shot
Genre: Romance and humor which spiralling toward crackiness. Alternate Universe
Pairing: YunJae, Yoosu
Ratings: This one PG-15
Summary: ‘I listened to Natasha B's "I wanna have your baby" yesterday and my mind swivelled to YunJae.’ That was the summary back from when I first write this, year 2007 (4 years ago!).
Author’s Note I: Nothing has changed, I still love this story very much. I edited it, hopefully the grammar won’t be as bad as it used to :P. Did some nip and tuck too, but not till it change how the story goes.
Author's Note II: Please do not take it out, or copy or give and distribute it to anyone or anywhere else.
I Wanna Have Your Baby
Chorus:
All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Some of my feelings keep escaping
So I make it a joke
Nonchalant I keep on faking
So my heart don't get broke
I'm in a big, big, big, big ocean
In a tiny little boat
I'll only put the idea out there
If I know it's gonna float.
By: Natasha Bedingfield
Kim Jaejoong was a lethal surgeon, with a tiny problem.
See, here were the facts about Kim Jaejoong. He was born smart. He taught himself to read when he was two years old by trying to read a newspaper. When his father saw him sputtering gibberish with the newspaper lay in front of him upside down, his father had laughed and read the newspaper for him. Jaejoong paid attention to the letters in front of him and his father’s voice. Not too long after that, he started pointing at sign boards and what’s in every food items in their house, pronouncing the labels written aloud.
Jaejoong spent his child hood by his father’s side. He'd sat quietly with a book under his nose while his father concentrated on fishing. His job was to count the fishes later and clean them. Jaejoong’s talent in skinning and slicing fishes was famous in their little town. He skinned and sliced like a professional skinned and sliced. With a definite precision that scared other fisherman in the area. When Jaejoong got medical scholarship in Seoul, all of those fish sellers couldn’t be happier.
Jaejoong graduate as a doctor at the age of twenty one and finished his specialization in twenty two. Which made him the youngest surgeon in the country. And after six years of shiny career as a surgeon, he was now the head of surgeons in the hospital he was working. In short, Jaejoong was content with his life.
Except for one thing.
As a doctor, Jaejoong worked with a very busy schedule. The hectic job rarely left him with any time to pursue a steady relationship. Not that he hadn’t tried, it just never worked. As he was getting older, Jaejoong realized one thing: he really wanted to have a family.
But he might never have a chance to have one if his previous relationships were any indications; he sadly thought. He had had three consecutive failed relationships. With all his ex partners left him. They said the same thing too; that while they were together, they were not Jaejoong's true lovers. Jaejoong's true romance was with his scalpels and knifes.
So Jaejoong start to see things in different light. What’s the most important thing in a family? It wasn’t a partner, but children. He then decided that if he couldn’t find the right person the spent the rest of his life with, so far, he'd be better not to spend his time looking for the said person.
In other words, Jaejoong would just rather have kids right away than had to waste his time looking for the right one. You know, the one.
Here was where the tiny problem lay.
How to get himself a child?
The first option was to adopt. But Jaejoong wanted a child from his own gene and blood. So adoption was out.
Next was to hire a woman to carry his baby in her womb. This was also out of question. How could he let any woman to carry his child for nine months? No way! The aftermath could be ugly. His over critical mind conjured up scenes where the 'mother' would suddenly deny to give his child to him because she want the baby for herself... cue legal fighting in court, yada yada... no!
The last option would be male-pregnancy. It was not that uncommon anymore, even though it was not highly recommended either. With finality, after many reviewing all of the options in all sides, Jaejoong chose the last option. He had to give birth to his own child.
But that left him with another tiny problem.
See, even though it was male-pregnancy, to have a baby, you still need two persons. Jaejoong discard the idea of going to a sperm bank to get a donor. Just because he knew that fifty percents of the donors were medical students who were too tired to get some them self and the rest were perverts who in dire need of some money. If he would have to be pregnant, he better had the best of sperm he said to himself.
The person had to be someone that Jaejoong well knew of. So he would know for sure whether the person had a disease or not, how the upbringing of the person childhood and all of other details.
Jaejoong thought about this matter for days. The only person he knew who was close to the criteria was his best friend, Park Yoochun. But he highly doubted his best friend’s boyfriend would appreciate him having Yoochun’s offspring. Who else then?
The ringing of his cell phone startled Jaejoong from his thinking. He picked it up after saw that it was Yoochun who called. “Yoboseyo.”
“Hey Jaejoong ah! Are you free tomorrow night?”
Jaejoong glanced at his calendar. “Suppose so, why?”
“One of our singers just won an award and there will be a celebration party for him tomorrow. You have to come.” Yoochun said.
Yoochun and his boyfriend, Kim Junsu, had a recording label. Yoochun was the song writer while Junsu was the trainer for the singers. Their other friend, Shim Changmin, was the agent scout and the head manager of the artists.
“Why? You know I don’t like that kind of party.”
Yoochun snorted. “Yeah the only party that you like is the one in the operation room. Do you still operate with HOT’s Happiness blaring in the background as your soundtrack?”
“Shut up Yochunie!” Jaejoong said without any irritation. Yoochun had used that jibe since eons ago.
“Then come! Get out of that hole which is your office for a while.”
Jaejoong sighed. He looked at his calendar once again. He only had one surgery for tomorrow and it was before noon. And he hadn’t met his friends for weeks. “Fine.” He finally said.
“Okay, see you at eight. By the way, FYI: The singer I’m talking about is U-know. You know, your favorite Jung Yunho.”
Jaejoong sat with his phone on his ear and his mouth opened like a fish after Yoochun said the words and hung up.
1…2…3…
The phone slid from Jaejoong’s fingers and his eyes widened. Jaejoong cursed himself for not realizing it sooner. How stupid he had been. Of Course! Who else could be a better choice? No one but him.
Jaejoong had decided, he wanted to have Jung Yunho aka U-Know’s baby. No matter what, no matter how, he’d get it.
...
Jaejoong had always liked U-Know’s songs. He thought that was probably because almost all of the songs were written by Yoochun. Jaejoong also liked the way U-Know danced. That probably because Junsu was the one who taught him most of the dance moves. But Jaejoong couldn’t find a reason why he liked to stare at U-Know’s face when he showed on TV. Or why he just had to buy a magazine when U-Know was featured in it.
According to Jaejoong, U-Know had the most handsome face in the whole world. With taught muscles over a pair of long long legs and a perfect small face with the perfect smile under that sexy small mole, Uh! Jaejoong shook his head to bring focus back.
He had always envied whoever U-Know’s lover would be; because the said lover would bore U-Know’s babies. That was when the lighting strike Jaejoong.
Of course!
Any child fathered by U-Know’s gene would be gorgeous. Not to mention great body cells. Then as far as Jaejoong knew, U-Know was a very healthy man. He already knew that from the files he got about the man. It was easy to get his files because U-Know done his routine check-ups at the hospital where Jaejoong was working.
Great body cells, perfect bone structures, plus Jaejoong’s own brain cells equal: Kim Jaejoong’s perfect baby.
With high spirit, Jaejoong start planning.
...
Jaejoong went to the party fully armed.
The new black velvet Armani suit, checked.
The new blazingly golden hair, checked.
The just bleached sparkling white teeth, checked.
The condoms, out, checked. I wants to get pregnant right?!
The multi vitamin/food supplement to increase one’s fertility, swallowed before leaving the apartment, checked.
The aphrodisiac, just in case, checked.
The sperm jar, just in case, checked.
Tic Tac, mint flavoured, checked.
The soothing yet exciting scent of aromatherapy perfume oil, dabbed behind his ears and wrists, checked.
With a firm ‘good luck!’ pat to himself, Jaejoong got out of his car and walked into his friend’s mansion.
Jaejoong met Yoochun and Junsu at the foyer of their big house. Surprisingly, there weren’t too many people. “Only for close friends.” Junsu said. He led Jaejoong to the star of the evening who was talking with his manager in one of the big doors that lead to the garden.
Jaejoong tried to calm his racing heart beat as they got closer to the man he’d decided to be the sperm donor he needed. Jaejoong took several deep breaths and readied himself to smile naturally, yet mesmerizingly.
“Yunho, there’s someone I want you to meet.” Junsu called the singer. “This is Jaejoong, our close friend.” He introduced.
Jung Yunho smiled his charming smile. “Hello Jaejoong, nice to meet you. Any close friend of Yoochun & Junsu is my friend too.” He extended his hand.
Jaejoong almost blinded by the smile but quickly recovered. “Hello. Nice to meet you.” His shook the handsome man’s hand and glad that even when nervous, his palm stayed dry.
“Okay, I have to greet the other guests. Jaejoong, you know where to get some drinks. Ciao.”
“Oh don’t worry, I’ll get them for you.” Changmin hastily said. He and Junsu left the two of them on their own.
“So Jaejoong, what do you do?” Yunho asked casually.
“I’m a surgeon.”
“Really? I never knew a surgeon before. I know few doctors but never a surgeon.”
Jaejoong smiled alluringly. “Well, there’s always the first time for everything right?” He took a glass from the walking waiter since Changmin hadn’t showed up with the drink he said he’d get.
Yunho sipped his drink and stared at him from beneath his lashes. His smile came slowly, stretched seductively on his lips. “Yes indeed. There’s always the first time for anything.”
...
It was supposed to be an easy, simple one night stand.
Jaejoong had planned it all to the smallest detail. Come to the party, cornered Yunho, had his way with him, leave and never meet him again. That was how it supposed to be. But not everything went as planned.
For example, it was late, twelve fifteen to be exact. The party was thinning out. Jaejoong had left Yunho’s side to stay near Junsu for the rest of the evening. But of course, he made sure that every once in a while, he’d be in line of Yunho’s vision. Just barely there but definitely felt. And he was just going to tackle the handsome man when he heard Changmin said, “Yunho, you’re staying over here right?”
Yunho nodded “Yes, Junsu had been bugging me to stay for weeks.”
“Okay, I’m going back now. See you tomorrow at the studio.” Changmin slapped Yunho’s back and went to say goodbye to Yoochun.
Jaejoong sipped his fifth glass of beverage slowly. Yunho was staying here? That wasn’t a good idea. He couldn’t possibly say to
Yoochun that he wanted to stay over too. His apartment was only five minutes away duh! Jaejoong felt a twinge of annoyance settled on his temple. He didn’t like something interfering with his plan.
“What’s the matter? Are you not feeling well?” A voice said beside him.
“Hmm?” Jaejoong turned to the side to see a very concerned Yunho. Another idea popped into his head. He faked a painful expression. “Actually, yeah, I don’t feel really good. I shouldn’t have drunk the last glass.” He massaged his temple slowly.
Yunho put down his glass and touched Jaejoong’s shoulder. “Do you need anything?” He took Jaejoong’s hand and pulled him onto a sofa. “Here, sit here, I’ll get you something.”
Jaejoong watched the man leave with a hidden smirk. Aww he was such a sweet. My baby would be a nice person then. He nodded satisfyingly to himself.
Yunho was back not long after that and gave Jaejoong a glass of cold water. “The guests are all gone. I asked Yoochun if you could stay here. He said no problem.”
“Huh?” Jaejoong feigned blur.
“You’re going to stay here. You look like you’re going to faint in a moment.”
Junsu’s showed up beside Yunho and asked, “Have you eaten anything?”
Jaejoong sighed and closed his eyes. He was afraid he’d laugh if he kept them open. He heard Junsu and Yunho exchanged few words but couldn’t really catch the meaning. He opened his eyes when he heard Junsu’s footsteps walked away. His eyes caught
Yunho’s and Jaejoong’s heartbeat escalated.
Yunho was staring at him intently. There was concern yes, but there was also something else. Jaejoong swallowed. He could feel a drop of sweat trickled down his spine. Yunho moved forward and put his hand beside Jaejoong’s head on the sofa. “Can you walk?”
“Huh?” This time the blur was real.
Yunho smiled lazily and scooped Jaejoong into his arms. He lifted the surgeon effortlessly and carried him upstairs.
“Wha...what are you doing?” Jaejoong managed to say.
“You don’t look like you could walk by your own, so I’ll carry you to the bedroom.” Yunho said casually.
“Where is Yoochun? Junsu?”
Yunho reached the top floor and walked to the first door on the right. “They probably in their own room.” He opened the door with one of his hands and went into the room.
Jaejoong glanced around him and said. “You could put me down now.”
Yunho put him down on his own feet and asked. “Are you feeling better now?”
Jaejoong looked down and hmmed. He didn’t see the glint in Yunho’s eyes. Nor he saw Yunho moved.
The next thing Jaejoong’s realized was that he was being kissed and slowly being pushed back toward the massive king sized bed. The back of his leg hit the foot of the bed and he gasped. Yunho’s arms went around him and the taller man’s torso slowly nudged him onto the bed.
Jaejoong’s mind was in panic. This wasn’t how it supposed to be. Yunho was too in control over this. He didn’t want that.
Jaejoong’s fingers grabbed at Yunho’s hair and tugged. His mouth still being kissed expertly by the singer. Jaejoong tugged again, harder and his knee rose. He pushed at the junction between Yunho’s legs.
That definitely stopped the man from ravishing him. For the moment.
When Yunho pulled away a little, Jaejoong used the opportunity to slide from under his taut body. He almost made it to the side of the bed when his hand being caught.
“Where are you going?” The voice was heavy laden with lust and the eyes were hooded, made the singer’s face oh! so sexy.
Gulping, Jaejoong forced himself to relax and smiled softly. “I have to go to the bathroom first. I’ll be back in no time.” He made a move to stand up but the hand still hadn’t let go. He turned back again and asked teasingly. “What’s the matter? The famous U-Know can’t even hold for few minutes? I didn’t know that you don’t have any restrain over…your…need.”
Yunho growled and let go of his hand. “You better really come back here.” He sounded almost petulant.
Jaejoong’s perfect eyebrow arched. “What? Do you thing I’m going to run?”
This time Yunho was the one who gave a teasing glint. He lay back on the bed and put his arm behind his head, “I don’t know, you don’t seem to be the kind who…likes to do wild things or…have a one night stands.”
The man was challenging him and Jaejoong had the urge to yell at him that he was the one who’s being duped here. But he held himself. He needed the sperm. A bit of cockiness was always a good trait for a strong man. His son would be a strong man.
Jaejoong just smiled again and winked. “You’ll see.” With that, he turned around and went into the bathroom.
Once in the bathroom Jaejoong drop his laidback mask and rubbed his face with his hands. “Uhgrh! I should’ve known he won’t be so easy to trick.” He splashed some water to his face and took off his clothes. The fact that Yunho mentioned about one night stand was a relief for him though. He took out the aphrodisiac candy from his pocket and popped it onto his mouth. It was like a chewing gum but thinner. It’d stay at the back of his teeth and later, he’d put it into Yunho’s mouth slowly while they kissed.
Dabbing some more of the heady scent on his earlobes, Jaejoong smirked. “We’ll see how wild you could go Jung Yunho.”
...
The next morning Jaejoong woke up like he usually did. At six thirty sharp. He yawned and glanced at his side. Yunho was still sleeping. Good. Slowly, Jaejoong got up and tiptoed to his clothes. He put them on soundlessly and slowly walked to the door.
Looking back at the figure on the bed, he smiled and mouthed ‘thank you’ before went out of the room.
He went directly to his apartment and prepared himself for work. After ate a toast and drank some vitamins, he texted Yoochun before leaving to the hospital. Explaining why he left without saying goodbye, it was because he didn’t want to disturb the couple who he believed were still sleeping.
The next few weeks Jaejoong lived his life like usual. But he made sure that he didn’t moved around too much. He always made sure that he didn’t over work or tire his body. He didn’t mention Yunho at all when he talked to either Yoochun or Junsu and they didn’t either. Seemed like his friends didn’t know that he spent the night having a wild sex with their singer in their house that night.
After six weeks, Jaejoong eagerly meet a friend of his who was a gynaecologist to check himself. And when the result came out that he was indeed pregnant, Jaejoong almost cried, like a proud mother, in front of the gynaecologist.
He told Yoochun and Junsu a week after that. He didn't tell whether he got knocked up from a sperm donor or the old way and they didn't pushed, Jaejoong was gratefull for that. He knew that they wanted to know the details but they'd wait for him to tell them when he was ready.
What he didn’t prepare was Jung Yunho came barrelling into his office one fine day, two months after they met that night.
“I’m sorry doctor, I tried to stop him but…” Jaejoong looked up from the file he was reading when his office’s door was loudly banged open. His eyes widened slightly when he recognized who his ‘guest’ was.
Jaejoong sighed and said, “It’s okay Mrs. Chae, he is an acquaintance. You can go back to your desk.”
Once his secretary-nurse closed the door, Jaejoong stared at the man in front of him calmly. He was sure that Jung Yunho was very angry at the moment but he didn’t know why. “Would you like to sit?” He gestured.
Jaejoong’s eyes widened again behind his glasses when Yunho snarled at his offer and went to the front of his desk. He put his hands on the desk and leaned forward. “Tell me Jaejoong ah, is it true, I heard you just hit a jackpot.” His voice tick with suppress anger.
Jaejoong raised an eyebrow and said, “I don’t understand what you mean…”
Yunho leaned even closer and hissed. “Tell me, when are you going to tell me that you are carrying my child?”
Jaejoong gasped. Before he could moved away, Yunho hauled him up. His hands clutched tightly on Jaejoong’s arms.“Tell me, are you even going to tell me that you are having my child?”
Jaejoong’s mind spin. His eyes panicked. How did he know?
Yunho shook Jaejoong roughly and yelled. “Tell me!”
Jaejoong gulped some air into his lungs to calm his panicked heart but failed. His vision twirled and he promptly fainted. Thankfully, he didn’t fell and hit the floor, Yunho’s arms were there to hold him. But he didn’t realize that.
...
When Jaejoong woke up, he didn’t immediately recognize his surroundings. But he could tell that he was still in the hospital.
“You’ve awaken?” It didn’t sound like a question. Jaejoong turned his head to the side and saw Yunho sitting beside the bed.
Jaejoong swallowed and looked away. He heard Yunho sighed and moved. Then the curtains were opened and Jaejoong saw his gynaecologist. His friend smiled and said. “Good you’re awake. You could go home now. I’d tell you to take it easy with your work and don’t forget to drink your medicines but I know you know that too so I’ll just save it.”
Jaejoong mumbled thank you and moved to get up. Yunho stood on the side and followed Jaejoong back to his office. They didn’t say anything even when they were alone in the room. Jaejoong moved mechanically. He gathered his coat and put it on. Then he moved to the door. He didn’t say anything when Yunho came with him to his car in the parking lot.
“Your place or mine?” Were the taller man’s only words.
“Mine.” Jaejoong said flatly. He went into his car and started the engine. He watched as Yunho walked a little further to his car.
Jaejoong slowly drove away, with Yunho following behind.
They were inside his apartment when Jaejoong turned to face the other man. “What do you want?”
Yunho stared at Jaejoong and Sighed. “I want to know why you didn’t tell me that you’re having my child.”
Jaejoong’s eyes narrowed. “It isn’t your child. It’s mine”
“It takes two to make a baby. And I believe I’m the other one.” Yunho said flatly.
Jaejoong shook his head. “It’s not yours. I slept with other people right before and after you.”
And that was the wrong thing to say. Yunho smiled sardonically before saying, “Who are you trying to kid Jaejoong ah? I know you’re not the type who usually -as you said- sleep with people-as in- many people around the same time. Don’t tell me how I know. I just knew. And Yoochun confirmed it to me. it was thanks to him randomly blurted that you're carrying that trigged my insting that the baby must be mine.”
Jaejoong shook his head again. “No. It’s not yours. It’s mine. I’m the one who’s carrying it, it’s mine.” He stomped his feet in distress.
Yunho literally rolled his eyes at the blondie, “I won’t let you keep my child away from me.”
Jaejoong stared disbelievingly at Yunho.
“Now, you are going to tell me why you pulled a stunt like what you did to me that night and explain the whole thing or you could keep being stubborn and I’ll see you in court.” The singer nodded to reaffirm his words.
Jaejoong’s shocked expression pushed Yunho to continue. “I know you weren’t drunk or anything that night. Your ‘dizziness’ was gone the moment we kissed.”
Jaejoong gulped and looked away from Yunho’s eyes.
“I won’t let my child be brought up without me in his life. And you know that if I ask for a DNA test, it’d proof me right. So, what’s your choice?”
Jaejoong closed his eyes and swore lowly. This, was not how it was supposed to happen.
Jaejoong didn’t realize that Yunho had come closer. He gasped when the man touched his cheek. His eyes snapped open and they stared into each other eyes once again. Jaejoong suddenly overwhelmed by the intensity he saw in Yunho‘s eyes.
“Tell me, that you did what you did because you wanted me. Tell me that it was because of me. Tell me that you only want my baby.”
Jaejoong tried to look away but Yunho’s was holding his face tightly. “Tell me that, and I’ll tell you that I was the one who asked Yoochun to invite you to that party even though we all know that you don’t like that kind of thing. Tell me and I’ll tell you that I’ve fallen for you since I saw you when you were picking Junsu at the studio two weeks before the party. You wore magenta hoodie that day. You look so young I almost trip on my dance steps when I saw you passed by. So pretty, beautiful till you made my eyes hurt from staring. I couldn’t believe when Yoochun told me that you were actually older than me.”
Jaejoong’s vision blurred. He didn’t realize that it was because he was crying. He thought he was going to faint again.
“Tell me that Jaejoong ah, and I’ll tell you that I couldn’t get you out of my mind for the two weeks that I had to wait to see you again. Tell me that and I’ll tell you how much I love you since that day.”
Jaejoong was sobbing and when his knees were giving away under him, he didn’t fall. Instead, he was floating. Again, Yunho’s arms were holding him, tightly. Jaejoong buried his face in the crook of Yunho’s neck and whispered achingly, “I did it because I love you. I’ve always loved you.”
“And I love you too.” Yunho said tenderly. He pulled back and wiped the tears from Jaejoong’s tears. He leaned forward and touched their lips together.
Jaejoong could hear the whispered words when their lips separated by a breath, “So how many babies do you want?”
“Lots.” He managed between kisses and smiling happily.
Fin~