[blog post,voice, tracable to the low-security corrections facility]

[heypuddin]

[the recording clicks on; the sound of white noise is quiet in the otherwise silent background. Harley's voice is dejected and pouty.] Everybody's forgot 'bout Harls, I guess

Comments

[soulparadox]

Who is Mister J?

[reply a few hours later]

[heypuddin]

The Joker! Who else?

[soulparadox]

That person.

[heypuddin]

'That person'?! He's a genius! A real, hunky, perfect genius! Give him the respect he deserves!!

[fated_shadow]

Don't get caught next time.

[reply a few hours later]

[heypuddin]

Yeah, like I did it on purpose or somethin'.

[fated_shadow]

You were careless.

[heypuddin]

Careless?! Hey, buddy, who are you to judge!? Sometimes you just don't get lucky! Things happen! How was I supposed to know that a copper was gonna snipe me, ME, an innocent civilian?!

[ardeinae]

[ a dry laugh ]

Having fun?

[heypuddin]

Y-you!!

What, you readin' this just to gloat? Gonna tell the guards I snuck a few harmless minutes on the 'puter? Geez, I wouldn't put it past a guy who shoots innocent damsels in the leg for NO REASON!

[ardeinae]

I have better things to deal with.

And innocent, like when you broke the Joker out of the ward? Nice one.

[heypuddin]

Hey, I was acting as a, uh, arbiter of justice! I was just doing my duty! Freein' my Puddin from undue captivity!!

...So, I guess you pigs ain't caught him yet, huh? Serves you right!

[Private]

[larandorder]

Hah, look at you! You're crying!

[Private]

[heypuddin]

I ain't cryin'!

...Wait...

...Is this...?

Re: [Private]

[larandorder]

I don't think he would like to see you lose your heart like this.

Re: [Private]

[heypuddin]

I'm not losin' anything!! Mind your own business!!

What if I tell Mistah J that you up and ditched me in the slammer without helpin' me at all, huh?!

[thecat_cameback]

Auntie...?

Uwah! Did you get caught!?

This must be why ich haven't heard from you! Ich thought you forgot about me!

[heypuddin]

[there's the sound of a gasp, and then an intense, high-pitched squeal]

KITT~EN!

Awww, it's so good to talk to ya! Yeah, yeah... Them coppers hauled me off in a paddy wagon. They even shot me in the leg! Can you believe it?!

[thecat_cameback]

Pfft! How rude! Who was it eh? Want me to fill the copper's pockets with gunk in Abyss? Huhu maybe find his office and fill his desk with gunk too?

Do you know how long you're going to be in there or do you need help? Can't be that hard compared to funni man's incarceration!

[heypuddin]

Eh, I don't really remember his name... I think it's Margret. Weird name for a cop, huh?

Hm... Mittens says that Mistah J is waitin' for me to break myself out on my lonesome to prove my undying love... But...

[pause...]