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nicotine_patch April 2 2009, 08:28:45 UTC
-Is hayfever contagious?

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heyheywhat April 2 2009, 09:17:25 UTC
NO

IT

ISN'T

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nicotine_patch April 2 2009, 09:18:40 UTC
NOT IF I GO TO THE MANSION, IT WON'T BE

AND I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A STUPID FUCKING MASK

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heyheywhat April 2 2009, 09:27:50 UTC
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT FUCKING CONTAGIOUS IT'S NOT GODDAMNED INFLUENZA.

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nicotine_patch April 2 2009, 09:31:53 UTC
Not taking aaaaany chances. I almost died last time I got sick from your shitty fucking country's weather. Remember? Remember?

I still have the pillowcase of yours I started my last will and testament on.

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heyheywhat April 2 2009, 09:36:13 UTC
THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

Well don't fucking bite it.

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nicotine_patch April 2 2009, 09:37:22 UTC


there is no way in hell you just made the joke I think you made

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heyheywhat April 2 2009, 09:45:16 UTC
Why not?

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nicotine_patch April 2 2009, 09:47:16 UTC
Well 'coz I was under the impression you wanted me to come over, not do a drive-by shooting.

Stop me if I'm wrong, though.

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heyheywhat April 4 2009, 09:03:37 UTC


Damn.

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nicotine_patch April 4 2009, 14:22:54 UTC
...Asshole.

You should start writing your last will and testament.

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heyheywhat April 4 2009, 21:35:45 UTC
FUCK YOU

I CAN HIT YOU FIRST.

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nicotine_patch April 5 2009, 03:33:54 UTC
Here I was gonna be nice and let you leave all your life savings in good hands [mine]. Now I'll just make you eat my will and testament.

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heyheywhat April 5 2009, 03:35:59 UTC
And what is that?

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nicotine_patch April 5 2009, 03:36:22 UTC
The pillow.

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heyheywhat April 5 2009, 03:37:10 UTC
Hell no.

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