victoria's secret

[heyginger]

So, you probably shouldn't read this.  Just saying.  I make no claims about quality.  I wrote and posted this anonymously more than a year ago as part of some bandom porn meme, and I'm only owning up to it and reposting it now (cleaned up, of course) for housekeeping reasons.  It's, um.  850 words.  Pete/Patrick.  nc17.  Ladies' underthings.  At

Comments

[fledmusic]

Nghhhhhhahhhh. Yes, please. That was seriously seriously hot.

[heyginger]

Thanks!

[azurejay]

Um. Yes. Thanks for the link.

(Another reason why anonymous is bad: I heard about this when it was written, but I wouldn't read it because I didn't know if I could trust the writer, and this is so the sort of concept that makes me want to torch the entire internets when done badly, so.)

[heyginger]

Dude, don't trust the writer! Especially when I try to write sexytimes!

[azurejay]

Shut. Up. That was really good.

Just because you don't like writing it (maybe, I don't know), or it's difficult (again, I don't know), or you don't think it's good (etc.), or whatever your problem is, doesn't mean it's not effective. Because that was incredibly fucking effective. So there. Self-confidence through bullying?

Um. Moving on. You could call the kink thing We're So Dirty, Babe: the bandom kinkfic challenge.

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Dungeons (this is a little unfeminist, granted). Oh, oh. You Know What They Do To Bands Like Us In Dungeons.

(From) The Razor To The Rosary.

There's also the bridge of "Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner," but I lack cleverness on that one.

[heyginger]

You could call the kink thing We're So Dirty, Babe: the bandom kinkfic challenge.

I vote for We're So Dirty, Babe. User names..."weresodirty" is available, but the lack of punctuation kind of bugs me--does it look too much like 'were' without the apostrophe? "sodirtybandom" is also available, although it's somewhat less pleasing.

[heyginger]

Thanks! I...have no confidence in my ability to write sex scenes, so I'm glad it wasn't awful.

[kat_lair]

\o/ Pete/Patrick + panties -> *clicks like woah* Seriously, I have no idea where this recent sartorial/cross-dressing kink has come from but... uhm, oh yeah this was very very hot and the best kind of dirty. Especially liked Pete losing the control in the end there.

[heyginger]

There should always be bandom cross-dressing fic, really. Every day of the year.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, thanks! ♥

[1001cranes]

Oh man, hot.

*loves on you*

[heyginger]

I'm glad you liked it, even after ignoring my advice and clicking the link! Thanks!

[1001cranes]

Oh, please, like I wouldn't click. *scoffs*