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[heygabbagabba]

i feel like an asshole because i feel like i'm the fucking only person who has normal parents. and i fucking love them both, obviously. i'm so tired of fucking self-concerning parents. i have no fucking idea how they even get that way.

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[xxxsteveoxxx]

Don't feel bad dollface. If anything you should be happy. My parents are obnoxious & annoying & I don't like them (most of the time) but I don't get agitated when I see people with normal parents.
♥

[heygabbagabba]

it's more that i feel bad for people with horrible parents
♥ love you steveeeeeeeen

[seanlb1]

I think my parents are cool...a little too cool...which makes me paranoid sometimes because I never know when they might snap out of it...

[seanlb1]

But yea, you're right, whenever I hear about parents being ridiculously strict or ridiculously apathetic, I tend to appreciate my parents so much more and feel so much more sorry for people who didn't come from my wombspace.

[heygabbagabba]

yeah, that's exactly how i feel.
part of me feels like i should, for the sake of the child, adopt a child just so they know what being loved might feel like.
but then i wouldn't want the world to see it as a community service, you know?
plus i want a child of my own, as hard as it will be to protect them from everything.

[seanlb1]

You should definitely adopt a child. And don't worry, nobody sees it as a community service if you treat that child as if it really is your own.

I think the best thing to do is raise a child completely open. Children who are given too many restrictions because their parents want to protect them too much are usually the ones who end up getting into trouble. Let them rebel against the rebellion. I stick to that theory.

[ripyouopen]

I like when you explain this to me when you're on the way to Outback Steakhouse.

Parents are a bitch, generally speaking.
You lucked out.
Not that I don't love mine. But it's just like... GOD SHUT UP AND GET OVER IT ALREADY

[heygabbagabba]

but your parents REALLY love you
so you did luck out
they're just afraid of anything bad happening because i guess they only see the world in black and white

lol, i didn't see the "bloomin' onion" and i was like, WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!
so i told my mom after we ordered that you told us to try it but that i couldn't find it.
and she said, "oh, you mean this thing on the front cover?"
and it took up like the whole front cover but I NEVEr NOTTICE HUGE THINGS IN MY FACE so next time lol