Memoirs of a Used T-Shirt

[heybitchmove]

It has been decided that my life is interesting enough to warrant the writing of memoirs. I figure, hey why not/ All David Sedaris did at my age was suck dick and drop acid, and he got at least four or five books out of that. I'M ALREADY HALF WAY THERE, GUYS

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[heybitchmove]

Yeah, he's pretty fantastic, as far as three-year-olds go. He wants to be a chihuahua when he grows up.