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[hey_yukatan]

Hey, um, Mr. Angry Greek Chef Who Wants To Show Me The World By First Showing Me My Own Severed Limbs, what if I was to buy some bacon off of you?

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[dining_in_hell]

YOU WILL EAT BACON WHEN IT IS SERVED TO YOU, THIEF. AND SINCE TODAY IS FRUIT SALAD DAY, YOUR LUCK HAS RUN AFOUL. PERHAPS IF YOU PERFORM YOUR DUTIES WELL, I SHALL EMBELLISH YOUR AFTERNOON MEAL OF GRILLED CHEESE WITH A STRIP OF BACON OR TWO.

[hey_yukatan]

Every night when you're not looking cause you're off asleep, guess who mops both the floors of the cafeteria _and_ the kitchen? Sure as fuck ain't Captain Planet.

[dining_in_hell]

WHAT I NEVER SLEEP

[hey_yukatan]

You may not sleep, but you have to piss sometime.

[genkisunflower]

Oh no! That's terrible!