TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN INTERESTED IN WoW

[hey_mayonegg]

JOIN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT FOR ME. AND FOR YOU. IT IS SUPER DUPER FUN.

IF YOU JOIN:
1) I CAN RIDE A BADASS ZEBRA (WITH A HORN!!!!) MOUNT IF YOU SIGN UP FOR 60 DAYS ($15/month)
2) WE WILL LEVEL 3x FASTER (FUCK YESSSSS) WHEN GROUPED TOGETHER
3) I CAN SUMMON YOU TO ME FOR 90 DAYS (AND VICE-VERSA) SO WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER FOREVERRRR

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED,

Comments

[gothic_hamlet]

FUCK YES, SOMEONE DO THIS. I WANNA SEE THIS MOUUNNNTTTTTT.

[hey_mayonegg]

OH GOD PLEASE

[taito_kisses]

Holy friggin' crap. Is that how you get that zebra mount?! SRSLY? Dammit! I have no friends at all that are interested in WoW! Why, Blizzard? WRRRYY?!

[hey_mayonegg]

All the people I know who would be interested in WoW already play. FUCK.