I received the best phone call ever a few hours ago, courteousy of Joey D ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGGITS

( I hate you all for making me do this. )

I am taking the Melanie approach to this because it is brilliant. Quite frankly, I don't know who I'm supposed to get gifts for. As much as I would like to take the high road and just get stuff for people I want to get stuff for, regardless of whether or not they actually get something for me, that inevitably leads to awkwardness somewhere down the ( Read more... )

I have just been pleasantly surprised to learn that my spring classes start on January 25th as opposed to January 18th as I had previously thought. So I guess Florida won't bust my ENTIRE break. I still have to go Christmas shopping and I still don't know who I'm shopping for. Not that I'll have much of a chance to see people before Christmas ( Read more... )

I still have to go Christmas shopping. Fuck you in the dick, Santa. I may have screwed a few things up in other peoples' lives. Fuck. What's worse is that is applicable to more than one situation at the moment. I have until Thursday to learn Philosophy 110. I'm going to be in Floriday from December 26th until January 3rd, causing me to lose a ( Read more... )

So I registered for classes today and officially changed my major. It's English now, with a concentration in professional writing ( Read more... )

I just rearranged all the cables inside my computer for better airflow
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So my composition teacher yelled at me the other day because she thinks I should be majoring in some sort of field related to writing. Eh. I'm going to the Earth Room and Broken Kilometer with my father tomorrow because I have become so lazy that I need someone to literally force me to go. If you sign up for iTunes with your Paypal account, you get ( Read more... )

Eh what the hell. I've already stayed up considerably later than I planned.

( I AM A PROPHET SOUL )