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[hex_you_up]

I am going to be annoying and demand more Valentines.

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[pyro_zuko]

How much do you charge for being a therapist?

[pyro_zuko]

Shame I have very specific taste. Few are both smart and physically attractive.

Yeah. We follow the Chinese calendar.

[hex_you_up]

That definitely isn't your fault.

...and...look... I'm not just saying this because I hate her... but please don't rebound on Misa.

[pyro_zuko]

Except it kind of is. Normal people have lower standards.

Why not? If you hate her, might as well seal it off by inflicting my terrible relationship skills upon her.

[hex_you_up]

There's nothing wrong with wanting a relationship of equality.

She doesn't want anything real out of you, Zuko. She'll use you and then you'll be left with nothing except pain.

[pyro_zuko]

Mm. Maybe.

Oh,, trust me. I'd be the user here. Also, she looks like one of those dolls Azula used to have. The ones made from plastic shit and I'd tear their clothes off and skewer them.

[hex_you_up]

Not maybe. You know I'm right, love.

Zuko!

[pyro_zuko]

Maybe. :P

WHAT. They were fun to melt.

[hex_you_up]

Zuko.

I just want better for you.

[pyro_zuko]

What. :|

I'm undeserving of better.

[hex_you_up]

Yes you are, Zuko. You're a wonderful person who's been dealt a shitty deck and you're dealing with it as best you can. Life's not making it easy for you but that doesn't mean you don't deserve to have someone love you!i

[pyro_zuko]

Life doesn't like to let me actually love anyone. So I guess I shouldn't for a while.

I could be your male version of a mistress. Could be fun.

[hex_you_up]

That isn't true, Zuko.

Don't try to force yourself into a relationship. Going through a string of one-night-stands isn't healthy.

Zuko.

[pyro_zuko]

I don't know. It works fine for some people.

What? All the fun without the ball and chain.

[hex_you_up]

I don't want to see you do that to yourself.

No.

[pyro_zuko]

I'm a big boy. I can take it.

D: *pout*