Fred Weasley, Note, October 1995

Feb 27, 2007 18:01

Name: Fred Weasley
Format: Note
Date: October 1995
Relevance: Discussion of unnamed group (almost certainly the DA) between Fred Weasley and classmate.





Graphological analysis has identified hand one as Lee Jordan (LJ) and hand two as Fred Weasley (FW)
LJ: so what d'you think, then?
FW: WELL, LEE, I THINK IF SNAPE GETS ANY DULLER I'M GOING TO PUT MY YOUR HEAD IN THE CAULDRON.*
LJ: no, you tool, about the group. they're all lower years, and we are, by definition, better than them. why are we bothering?
FW: BECAUSE IT'S HARRY, KNOBHEAD.
LJ: So?
FW: SO IT'S IMPORTANT.

* an arrow labelled 'do it and die' has been directed at the word 'YOUR' (LJ)
the words 'do it' have subsequently been ringed and an arrow directed at them bearing the label 'RIGHT MATE, WILL DO.'

1995, note

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