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Dolores Umbridge, Greeting card, Dec. 1995

Dec 15, 2006 22:08

Name: Dolores Umbridge
Format: Greeting card
Date: late December 1995
Relevance: Found in a spell-proofed case in the back of the bedroom closet in D. Umbridge's home, suggesting a high level of obsession respect for the higher-ups in the Ministry. Warning label affixed upon archival due to potential damage to viewers' eyes.

( WARNING: DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE ARTIFACT. )

1995, note, dolores_umbridge

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pussinpink December 16 2006, 04:35:50 UTC

Well, this is from the Minister. I don't believe he's shown any particular interest in pink and/or kittens. *g*

archon_mentha December 16 2006, 04:26:43 UTC

I think I just had an epileptic seizure! *dies laughing* How very, very horrible.

pussinpink December 16 2006, 04:36:53 UTC

:D misterbigstuff is rather brilliant...in his own, rather horrible way... (BTW, what "format" do you think is proper? Should I go with "note"?)

archon_mentha December 16 2006, 04:55:47 UTC

I can't believe I forgot. I blame the flashy lights. *cracks up again* I edited it to put 'note,' and thanks for the reminder. hehe And I very much agree, misterbigstuff is all kinds of pompous love.

misterbigstuff December 19 2006, 05:06:10 UTC

Stop blowing him up even more. He's already too much to live with. Next, I'll have to get more piercings, so as to add a little give in my head for HIS head.

kissed_soul December 16 2006, 04:48:52 UTC

*dryly*

How adorable.

harriedpotter December 16 2006, 05:27:46 UTC

Paid for with tax dollars, no doubt.

I wish he'd stick to dresses.

misterbigstuff December 17 2006, 02:03:46 UTC

*haughtily*

Well, it is official post from the Minister.

harriedpotter December 17 2006, 10:36:34 UTC

Minister of Crossdressing and cards

misterbigstuff December 19 2006, 05:04:36 UTC

While Fudge is ignoring your comment, I LOVE it! He's a bastard.

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blackdasphodele December 16 2006, 07:45:52 UTC

*tight smile*
Ah, one of the Minister's annual Christmas card. At least this one doesn't sing.

hexed_molly December 16 2006, 13:20:44 UTC

*looks relieved*

Oh, thank Merlin you got one, too! I was convinced that Arthur had done something really terrible at the office to deserve that particular holiday greeting!

misterbigstuff December 17 2006, 02:06:58 UTC

Well, I thought they were lovely.

exsequeverus December 19 2006, 06:05:42 UTC

When the office in question is the Ministry, showing up may count.

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