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Rodolphus Lestrange, Autopsy Report & Memoir, 17 & 18 July 1974

Nov 25, 2006 03:42

Name: Rodolphus Lestrange
Format: Autopsy Report, Memoir
Date: 17 & 18 July 1974
Relevance: Correlation of dated documents offers definite proof of the use of Avada Kedavra.

( Extremly squeamish witches and wizards may wish to take an anti-nausea draught before reading )

1974, medical_record, rodolphus_lestrange, memoir, 1973

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nex_colubra November 25 2006, 03:50:25 UTC

I would like to express my gratitude to Dr Robert Elessar for his invaluable assistance in preparing this post.

exsequeverus November 25 2006, 18:15:12 UTC

(applauds)

I think the word 'morphology' should be our game mascot. ^,^

corviform November 25 2006, 19:21:27 UTC

Yay morphology! Gus agrees. ;)

exsequeverus November 26 2006, 03:56:46 UTC

Heh, thought he might! ♥

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hismagdalen November 25 2006, 18:27:19 UTC

This is brilliant. Bella would comment but is still being obnoxiously teenaged. :)

nex_colubra November 27 2006, 16:56:29 UTC

Thank you! And Rodolphus would just stammer and blush at her attention!

favourite_son November 25 2006, 19:24:11 UTC

The autopsy report is absolutely fascinating!

Regulus is trying to persuade his puppetmistress not to comment on the pretty green lights. :)

nex_colubra November 27 2006, 16:58:41 UTC

Isn't it though?! It sort of makes me want to see one (sort of!)

OOOH!! And I'm sure it's emerald green too! ;)

corviform November 25 2006, 19:25:06 UTC

Amazing how slap-dash their record-keeping is on occasion, really.

This is wonderful!

nex_colubra November 27 2006, 17:01:11 UTC

*wide smile*

It's rather pathetic isn't it? They should consider changing their name to the Ministry of Dis-Information.

Thank you very much!

corviform November 27 2006, 20:30:30 UTC

*nods* *with a smirk* Quite. Only I'm sure they'd manage to tangle themselves up in paperwork which would effectively prohibit any change, even their own. Especially their own.

nex_colubra November 29 2006, 01:56:35 UTC

*wide grin at the thought*

Perhaps we should encourage that. It'll make things so much easier for us.

*laughs*

Their files must be an absolute mess! Shame really!

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hexed_gideon November 26 2006, 14:34:01 UTC

Nice idea for a birthday gift. What will you expect on your wedding day, then? A set of skulls to drink from, Lestrange?

There's quite the typo in the weight of your John Doe, 407kg would put him at more than 850 pounds. Oof. :) A normal man of that height would weigh about 75 to 85kg.
Otherwise this is exceptionally lovely.

nex_colubra November 27 2006, 17:07:09 UTC

*shoves his hands in his pockets*

Shouldn't think so. I've already got a complete set.

I could use a new set of thumb-screws though, if you're stuck for an idea.

ACK!! Thanks! *fixes* I multiplied instead of dividing!
Thank you!

hexed_gideon November 27 2006, 17:56:50 UTC

*dryly* Sorry, my mistake.

Is there a particular make you'd prefer to all others? Pinch&Scream maybe?

He and Bella are two halves of one whole. Both some much round the twist, I never know whether to laugh or gape at them. Lovely! :)

nex_colubra November 29 2006, 02:04:47 UTC

*scoffs*

Pinch&Scream make very inferior products. They're especially prone to rusting.

I much prefer to deal with Byrnes&Payne. They have a very extensive inventory. They even do special orders.

*laughs* They are well suited for each other. Complete nutters both.

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