Avril Lavigne talks like Neil from the Family guy.
What a turn-off!

I was watching Dr. Phil today (insert Dan is a homosexual joke here) and they had a follow-up of the advice he gave some mom. At the end of the segment the kid said, "Thanks Dr. Phil for scoring a grand slam with my mom."

I'm in this horrible horrible loop right now.

It's not even the "work, drink, sleep," loop.

Horrible horrible.

I will spread the jelly on the slice that already has peanut butter, spend the last cent of my paycheck just before the next one, drink orange juice after brushing my teeth, enjoy the scenery at a stoplight, check the washer fluid, set the cruise control in a "speed limit 30" zone. bag my own groceries, refuse free beer, pay the bill ( Read more... )

I shouldn't have let him do it, but I let him anyway. It was getting raunchy, but it was funny. I felt a little bad about the whole situation, but it's probably better that I have a little fun first ( Read more... )

Bitches ( Read more... )

Lay off! I'll do it tommorow you narc.

I should get a T-shirt that says, "I made it through ass fest 2k4." My ass doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would after sitting through all three Lord of the Rings movies.

I really wish I had more to say than that because it's still another 3 hours or so until Matt gets back from all of his classes.

I was watching the evening news last night on channel nine and it really pissed me off. They had a story from George W. Bush's campaign. He was at a fundraiser or something with a bunch of fat rich white people. There he was said to have a "sense of humor" about himself ( Read more... )

Did anybody see the new Hommestarrunner cartoon? I thought it was pretty funny when he came in yelling like those annoying car alarms. It was so much the car alarm thing that was funny, but the wierd movemenets that he put to each sound were ( Read more... )

Slowly but surely I'm getting somewhere. I don't know exectly where I'm getting but I'm getting somewhere. I've bought a book called the Macromedia Flash MX 2004 Flash Bible. I'm slowly picking it up ( Read more... )