004 | Party of One, Now With 90% More Booze! | OTA

[bestmercever]

So everyone thinks they're dying. I'm immune or something. Heard Stark's dead -- that blows, I guess. I wasn't too close to him, but hey. I hear some were, so. Y'know. Good luck dealing with that

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[ladyofmarvel]

[Oh, she's listening. And his pillow is now being thrown out into the hall and the door slammed and locked]

Have fun with that.

[Off]

[ladyofmarvel]

[SEVERAL HOURS LATER]

No you don't. If you did, you wouldn't be suck a dick about it.

[bestmercever]

I have sucked exactly zero dicks since meeting you, actually. B|

[ladyofmarvel]

[What the hell was he talking abo--. Goddamn typos]

You know what I meant.

[bestmercever]

You knew I was an asshole going into this, Carol. Don't act so surprised.

[ladyofmarvel]

Right. So, my fault. You can be an asshole because I already knew you were one. Great.

[bestmercever]

If you wanted Prince Charming, you should've gone for Johnny. He's kind of lewd, but he's a good guy and not nearly as much of an asshole.

[his feelings, they're hurt.]

[ladyofmarvel]

I don't WANT Jonny. I WANT YOU, you stupid aldkfjalkefjlskdfjalj

[bestmercever]

Me, or this Nice Guy you've convinced yourself that I am?

[ladyofmarvel]

If you were here, I'd be punching you in the face right now.

[bestmercever]

Which is precisely why I'm not in your room or mine right now. :)

[ladyofmarvel]

GO play with your new friend.

[bestmercever]

Old friend, actually.

[ladyofmarvel]

Even better.

[bestmercever]

Come find me when you're not bleeding anymore and we'll talk makeup sex.

[ladyofmarvel]

No, we won't.