Tólfti Grikkur Δ Loki Laufeyson Δ Open Video

[laevsilaufeyson]

I would like it to be known, now and for the record, that I had nothing to do with any of this nonsense. That stated, do please tell me I'm not the only one left.

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[iehcsok]

Oh come on.

[Loki was fine and-- well, fuck.]

You know how I said I didn't want anything from you... we could bargain?

[laevsilaufeyson]

You know, generally people become more honest as adults.

[Why no, he can't help gloating just a little bit.]

No matter. Fortune favours the bold and so do I. What did you have in mind?

[iehcsok]

No they don't. In what world do people grow up and become honest? Don't be stupid. Adults get so wrapped up in lies that they think they're being honest when really they're just doing what they assume they have to. Children are brutally honest, they're just imaginative alongside it.

[The Master shrugs his shoulders.]

I'll think on it, no rush but if I don't get a fix to this little problem soon, I may request assistance. [But he was hardly rushing on it, if it was anything like the human thing then it should hopefully end.]

[laevsilaufeyson]

And have you ever raised a child? Believe me, as soon as the little bastards work out that they're capable of lying they do it as frequently and as wildly as they can. It's social pressures that stop that, not an innate inclination to honesty. Well, they stop it in most of us.

[Present company excluded, obviously.]

In any case, a solution to the problem, yes, perhaps that can be done. I'm surprised. Here I thought you might need me to fetch something from a shelf or read you a story to help you sleep or somesuch.

[beenunmade]

ur still tall?! HOW IS THAT FAIR!?

[laevsilaufeyson]

My sincerest apologies, young master Barton. I assure you it was not my intention in waking up old this morning to cause you any offense.

[beenunmade]

Well im offended right now. Wanna switch? Is that allowed?

[laevsilaufeyson]

O, woe. However can I atone for this affront? As I cannot, in fact, switch places with the young master, perhaps he would prefer I carry him about on my shoulders instead? Would that be suitable?

[keep_itbrutal]

You're not the only one left.

[laevsilaufeyson]

And thank fuck for that. I don't suppose you're good with children?

[keep_itbrutal]

Supposedly. They followed me around enough back home. Poison said it was because I was practically one of them.

[laevsilaufeyson]

Wonderful. We need as many as we can get. I certainly can't watch them all myself.

[No matter how much they seem to want him to, the strange little creatures.]