THE PROVISIONAL NTH + 1

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[offshore_nation]

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[owned_russia]

[ Smiles and pets Sealand's head carefully. ]

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[offshore_nation]

[Blinks groggily and looks around. Oh crap, he fell asleep on the meme aga-- Jumps!]

F-Finland!

[Stares at him suspiciously.]

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[owned_russia]

Oh, sorry! [ Pulls his hand away. ]

Did I wake you up? I didn't mean to do that.

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[offshore_nation]

[Keeps staring.]

No, it's fine, it's just... I mean...!

[He's back to normal now?]

It's nothing, you just startled me! Not that I was afraid or anything! 'Cause I wasn't!

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[owned_russia]

[ Looks at the boy with worry. ]

Is something wrong? If there's something that scares you, you can always tell me about it.

...is there something weird about my face? You keep staring at me, Sealand.

CANNOT. DELETE AND REPOST. FAST ENOUGH. orz orz orz

[offshore_nation]

Of course not! Nothing could scare me! What does a great country like me have to be afraid of?

...

...So you don't remember anything? Anything at all?

Aaah, sorry for being so quick ;3;

[owned_russia]

Haha, of course. You're such a brave boy. [ Laughs and ruffles Sealand's hair. ]

Is there something I've forgotten...?

[ Thinks about it. ]

...aaaaaah, Russia's birthday! I completely forgot about it! I wonder if it's too late to get him a present...

What. Don't apologize for that! /o\

[offshore_nation]

[...Finland must be crazy. That's the only explanation. Just plays along with it.]

Yeah, that's it! Russia's birthday! How could you forget?

[Thinks for a moment. Agh, he'll just have to ask.]

You don't remember being mad at Papa? Or calling me a brat? Or calling Åland a fucking asskisser?

;3;

[owned_russia]

I have no idea. He is my neighbour and I stayed at his house for quite a while in the past...

Being mad at Sweden? I might've said something after that ice hockey match, but I certainly wasn't mad at him, just a bit frustrated at my loss. And I know that you're a good kid, so there's no need for me to say anything like that to you and... wait, are you saying that I've actually done or said those things? But I would never do that!

<3

[offshore_nation]

But you did! You said it right to my face! ...Maybe you really did just hit your head.

[Or he's gone insane.]

Just... don't do that ever again. But if you don't remember then I guess it's not a big deal!

[It's not like he nearly wet himself or anything.]

♥

[owned_russia]

I...

[ Pulls Sealand into a hug. He now feels so bad. ]

I'm so sorry. I can't remember that or hitting my head, but I'm sorry. You're a wonderful boy, Sealand.

[offshore_nation]

[Oh, well now he feels bad. Hugs him back and smiles.]

I um... don't worry about it, it's fine! Just forget I said anything!

[Hugs a little tighter.]

[owned_russia]

[ Pets Sealand's hair. ]

I'll try.

[ Will worry about this for quite a while now. Was he really drunk when he said so? Has he really hit his head? Is he losing his mind...? ]

[offshore_nation]

[Scratches the back of his head and looks away.]

Ah! Maybe it was just a bad dream or something. Yeah, that must be it! I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry, Finland...

[Doesn't believe that for a second, but whatever.]

[owned_russia]

[ Doesn't really believe that either. ]

Ah... really? Well even in that case it's good to tell those instead of just keeping it to yourself. [ Laughs and lets go of Sealand. ]