[Sims 2] NORDICS
Rating: PG?!?! I have no idea on how to rate things.
Pairings: Sweden/Finland, some minor Denmark/Norway. M-may or may not head towards NORDIC ORGY if I keep going with this.
Warnings: Denmark fail and Sweden being a creeper. Also, lots of images and one video. SLOW CONNECTIONS BEWARE.
Disclaimer: I own neither the Sims 2 nor Hetalia. I just enjoy playing with them.
Summary: FUCK YEAH NORDICS!
Here are our beloved Nordics, having lunch after moving into their swanky new pad. Iceland and Norway get makeovers later on. Consider these their prototype versions.
SWEDEN IS SUCH A GOOD HOUSE HUSBAND. Hilariously, Denmark refused to let him use the dishwasher because he was standing in front of it. And refused to move. Because he was looking at the kitchen cabinets. Sweden complained before using the sink, and as soon as he did, DENMARK FINISHED AND MOVED.
Sweden, performing the saddest dance in the history of the universe. WAS NOT BEING ABLE TO USE THE DISHWASHER THAT TRAUMATIC? Finland pretends not to know him.
Although he does join in later! Probably out of pity.
Finland's just trying too hard now.
Norway thinks they're both nuts.
But their insanity is his entertainment, so Norway lounges on the sofa while watch the two of them fail at dancing.
A LITTLE AFTER THIS POINT, SWEDEN DECIDES IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO STOP DANCING IN ORDER LAUGH AT FINLAND.
WAY TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND, SWEDEN. Geeze, no wonder Finland left you.
Meanwhile, Denmark adds to the music by playing his guitar.
Norway finds Denmark's playing to be repulsive. Or maybe just Denmark to be repulsive.
Oddly enough, Denmark finds Norway to be the most attractive member in the household. If you're curious, Sweden and Finland have THREE BOLTS for one another, and Norway and Iceland both think that Finland's hot. Iceland also has a single bolt with Sweden. Sweden and Denmark find one another repulsive. Finland has two bolts for Norway and one for Iceland. He is neutral on Denmark.
POOR DENMARK. NO ONE FINDS YOU HOT.
Dinner time! Finland is apparently not happy with his meal and wants soup. Denmark is eating with his hands BECAUSE HE'S A VIKING! FORKS ARE FOR PUSSIES! VIKINGS ARE NOT PUSSIES! MANLY EATING OM NOM NOM.
VIKINGS CAN ALSO SLAP SOMEONE BY THROWING FOOD AT THEM.
Denmark points and laughs. I love how Iceland isn't paying attention to anything. Finland wants parfaits now. Sweden looks distressed over the fact that he can't give Finland parfaits. NOT LIKE IT MATTERS MUCH. I don't think parfaits will soothe over the fact that you laughed at him, Sweden.
. . .Somehow, getting food thrown at him causes Norway to develop a crush on Denmark. YOU'D THINK IT WOULD MAKE HIM PISSED OFF OR SOMETHING.
"W'fe."
"Uh, no."
Baaaaaaw. IF ONLY YOU HADN'T LAUGHED AT HIM.
Sweden, however, refuses to give up. If Finland doesn't love him, then he'll use a love potion to win him over! . . .Yeah, that's totally not creepy, Sweden.
It works, though. Sweden apologizes to Finland by giving him a gift.
THERE ARE FLOWERS AND HEARTS BLOSSOMING FROM THEIR LOVE. Or maybe Sweden's getting some kind of magical girl fungus. Who knows.
Sadly, Sweden does not get along quite as well with Denmark. Iceland, once again, ignores the insanity in favor of doing his own thing.
They get into a fight. Here is Norway, cheering Denmark on. Or maybe cheering on Sweden to beat Denmark up. IT'S HARD TO TELL.
And here's Finland! Note how Iceland is just perfectly content to sit on the couch.
See, while Norway and Finland ran across the house to watch the fight, Iceland has been sitting there the entire time. In fact, he was already in the room when Sweden and Denmark first began, reading a book. When Finland and Norway entered, Iceland stopped reading, put the book away, and then sat on the couch again.
He does join the cheering eventually. Sweden and Denmark have been going at it for a while now.
ORGY OF VIOLENCE. The other three are having the time of their life watch Denmark and Sweden beat the crap out of each other. Vikings. Go figure.
VIKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
Annnnnnd Denmark wins. The other three all look so content.
Finland cheers Sweden up by making out with him. YOU DO THAT, FINLAND. NEVERMIND THAT YOU WERE REJECTING HIM JUST A DAY AGO.
. . .And then they become best friends. The secret to making friends, clearly, is to spontaneously make out with them.
The next morning, Sweden moves out of the Nordic love shack of violence, taking Finland with him. Denmark rushes outside. Perhaps he wants to reconcile?
Or maybe he just wants to catch butterflies. FAIL.
BONUS:
At one point, Sweden had this want. It speaks for itself, I think.
NOTES AND CREDITS:
I'm running the game on a Mac, so all of the nifty tools Windows users get I can't use! I'll probably cave and use BootCamp eventually, since it looks like EA refuses to let Aspyr port the other expansion packs over. SO IF YOU WANTED ANY OF THEM, I'M SORRY. They aren't really that great anyway, since I fail at building unique faces.
But, here! Have some hair credits.
Norway - http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=12090.0
Iceland - http://coolsims.net/cool/index.php?show=items&items=hair55 (Recolor found here)
Finland - http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=258081 (Alpha edited)
Sweden - http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=204444
Denmark - http://www.raonsims.com/item/detail.php?num=166
Denmark's hair is paid, but, uh, there always is Booty. >_>
If anyone has suggestions for better hair or clothes, let me know! Most of the custom content in my game is geared towards building houses.
Pairings: Sweden/Finland, some minor Denmark/Norway. M-may or may not head towards NORDIC ORGY if I keep going with this.
Warnings: Denmark fail and Sweden being a creeper. Also, lots of images and one video. SLOW CONNECTIONS BEWARE.
Disclaimer: I own neither the Sims 2 nor Hetalia. I just enjoy playing with them.
Summary: FUCK YEAH NORDICS!
Here are our beloved Nordics, having lunch after moving into their swanky new pad. Iceland and Norway get makeovers later on. Consider these their prototype versions.
SWEDEN IS SUCH A GOOD HOUSE HUSBAND. Hilariously, Denmark refused to let him use the dishwasher because he was standing in front of it. And refused to move. Because he was looking at the kitchen cabinets. Sweden complained before using the sink, and as soon as he did, DENMARK FINISHED AND MOVED.
Sweden, performing the saddest dance in the history of the universe. WAS NOT BEING ABLE TO USE THE DISHWASHER THAT TRAUMATIC? Finland pretends not to know him.
Although he does join in later! Probably out of pity.
Finland's just trying too hard now.
Norway thinks they're both nuts.
But their insanity is his entertainment, so Norway lounges on the sofa while watch the two of them fail at dancing.
A LITTLE AFTER THIS POINT, SWEDEN DECIDES IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO STOP DANCING IN ORDER LAUGH AT FINLAND.
Click to viewWAY TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND, SWEDEN. Geeze, no wonder Finland left you.
Meanwhile, Denmark adds to the music by playing his guitar.
Norway finds Denmark's playing to be repulsive. Or maybe just Denmark to be repulsive.
Oddly enough, Denmark finds Norway to be the most attractive member in the household. If you're curious, Sweden and Finland have THREE BOLTS for one another, and Norway and Iceland both think that Finland's hot. Iceland also has a single bolt with Sweden. Sweden and Denmark find one another repulsive. Finland has two bolts for Norway and one for Iceland. He is neutral on Denmark.
POOR DENMARK. NO ONE FINDS YOU HOT.
Dinner time! Finland is apparently not happy with his meal and wants soup. Denmark is eating with his hands BECAUSE HE'S A VIKING! FORKS ARE FOR PUSSIES! VIKINGS ARE NOT PUSSIES! MANLY EATING OM NOM NOM.
VIKINGS CAN ALSO SLAP SOMEONE BY THROWING FOOD AT THEM.
Denmark points and laughs. I love how Iceland isn't paying attention to anything. Finland wants parfaits now. Sweden looks distressed over the fact that he can't give Finland parfaits. NOT LIKE IT MATTERS MUCH. I don't think parfaits will soothe over the fact that you laughed at him, Sweden.
. . .Somehow, getting food thrown at him causes Norway to develop a crush on Denmark. YOU'D THINK IT WOULD MAKE HIM PISSED OFF OR SOMETHING.
"W'fe."
"Uh, no."
Baaaaaaw. IF ONLY YOU HADN'T LAUGHED AT HIM.
Sweden, however, refuses to give up. If Finland doesn't love him, then he'll use a love potion to win him over! . . .Yeah, that's totally not creepy, Sweden.
It works, though. Sweden apologizes to Finland by giving him a gift.
THERE ARE FLOWERS AND HEARTS BLOSSOMING FROM THEIR LOVE. Or maybe Sweden's getting some kind of magical girl fungus. Who knows.
Sadly, Sweden does not get along quite as well with Denmark. Iceland, once again, ignores the insanity in favor of doing his own thing.
They get into a fight. Here is Norway, cheering Denmark on. Or maybe cheering on Sweden to beat Denmark up. IT'S HARD TO TELL.
And here's Finland! Note how Iceland is just perfectly content to sit on the couch.
See, while Norway and Finland ran across the house to watch the fight, Iceland has been sitting there the entire time. In fact, he was already in the room when Sweden and Denmark first began, reading a book. When Finland and Norway entered, Iceland stopped reading, put the book away, and then sat on the couch again.
He does join the cheering eventually. Sweden and Denmark have been going at it for a while now.
ORGY OF VIOLENCE. The other three are having the time of their life watch Denmark and Sweden beat the crap out of each other. Vikings. Go figure.
VIKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
Annnnnnd Denmark wins. The other three all look so content.
Finland cheers Sweden up by making out with him. YOU DO THAT, FINLAND. NEVERMIND THAT YOU WERE REJECTING HIM JUST A DAY AGO.
. . .And then they become best friends. The secret to making friends, clearly, is to spontaneously make out with them.
The next morning, Sweden moves out of the Nordic love shack of violence, taking Finland with him. Denmark rushes outside. Perhaps he wants to reconcile?
Or maybe he just wants to catch butterflies. FAIL.
BONUS:
At one point, Sweden had this want. It speaks for itself, I think.
NOTES AND CREDITS:
I'm running the game on a Mac, so all of the nifty tools Windows users get I can't use! I'll probably cave and use BootCamp eventually, since it looks like EA refuses to let Aspyr port the other expansion packs over. SO IF YOU WANTED ANY OF THEM, I'M SORRY. They aren't really that great anyway, since I fail at building unique faces.
But, here! Have some hair credits.
Norway - http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=12090.0
Iceland - http://coolsims.net/cool/index.php?show=items&items=hair55 (Recolor found here)
Finland - http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=258081 (Alpha edited)
Sweden - http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=204444
Denmark - http://www.raonsims.com/item/detail.php?num=166
Denmark's hair is paid, but, uh, there always is Booty. >_>
If anyone has suggestions for better hair or clothes, let me know! Most of the custom content in my game is geared towards building houses.