I wonder how Greece keeps track of all those cats.
Basics
Person A's Username and Name: tricolores | Amanda
Person B's Username and Name: miezen | Mary
Stamped As (Person A): America
Stamped As (Person B): France
What type of relationship? friends
How long have you two known each other? How did you meet? We met each other two years ago through a Hetalia friending meme.
Questionnaire for Person A
What was your first impression of Person B? Has it changed? I was surprised by how much we had in common, but at the same time, I was annoyed by how she sometimes demanded me to log on to AIM. Nowadays, the Internet feels way too quiet without my window constantly flashing with IMs from her, and I often sign off if no one else is online!
What are three things you like best about Person B? 1. I like her honesty. Even if she knows that she will get flak for what she says, she says it anyways, whereas I actively avoid conflict and often prefer to stay silent if I fear that someone will argue with me about it.
2. I also like her determination. Despite some of the obstacles she faces, she's not going to let anything stop her from achieving her dream of living in Germany, and she's working hard to make it happen, too.
3. And last but not least, I like her reliability. She's often one of the first people I go to when I'm upset, or is one of the first people to come to me when she notices that I'm upset.
What about three things you like the least? 1. I don't have a secret porn stash, dammit!
2. Stop trying to give me nightmares involving France, Russia, fishnets, and pipes. It will never happen. Never.
3. Nothing happened in that dream with Russia, okay? Nothing.
Do you ever fight with Person B? If so, what usually about? There are times in the past where we've disagreed, but we've only truly fought once or twice. The first time was because I felt like she was being way too clingy, and the second was a debate about harmful stereotypes, but we resolved both issues quickly. In fact, the first one resulted in us dubbing each other as "Germany and Prussia" because I told her that her clinginess is probably how Prussia acts online.
How would you describe your relationship with Person B? Even though it's a long-distance friendship, I still consider her to be as close of a friend as any of my good offline friends.
What do you think Person B likes the most about you? What about the least? I think that she likes knowing that I'm the kind of person that she can rely on to support in her darker days, but on the other hand, she probably dislikes how stubborn I can be about my opinions when we disagree because sometimes I dislike "agreeing to disagree" if it's a topic that I'm passionate about.
For fun, pick a theme song for Person B. Ich Bin Cool by Uwe Kind. Untz untz untz.
Anything else? Mary: Weeeeeest where are you? It's been five whole minutes!
Mary: Don't tell me you have a girl upstairs, West! I thought we promised bros before hoes!
Amanda: ROFL
Amanda: geh ins Bett Preussen
Mary: 8D
Mary: nein
Amanda: ja.
Amanda: jetzt.
Mary: Not unless you come with me West~
Amanda: nein.
Amanda: du gehst allein.
Mary: ;___;
Mary: I'm always alone...
Mary: Maybe Feliciano will come with me...;;
Amanda: nein
Amanda: allein.
Mary: baww
Mary: No.
Amanda: you can take your chicks B|
Mary: I won't go to bed!
Amanda: warum nicht
Mary: Make me!
Amanda: B| /pushes to bed
Mary: ;; but Weeeeeeest
Amanda: nein :|
Mary: ...okay why the fuck are we basically RPing this
Amanda: idk because we're retarded
Mary: we are Links to two applications: Un • Deux
Questionnaire for Person B
What was your first impression of Person A? Has it changed? My first impression of her was that we had a lot in common and that she seemed like a fun person to get to know. It hasn’t changed at all! It’s just expanded.
What are three things you like best about Person A? 1. She’s really easy for me to talk to. Over the past couple years we’ve spent hours daily chatting and we just click really well.
2. Talking to her is inspiring to me. She’s indirectly helped me make some major decisions that have all been really good for me.
3. She also helps me through rough patches in my life when we talk. I can get worked up and upset easily, but she diffuses me every time. I feel bad for dumping my emotional toxic waste on her, but it’s a sign that we’re close and trust each other so it’s ultimately pretty good. What about three things you like the least? 1. I’ve never been able to actually meet her in person because she lives too far away. I don’t feel like our friendship means anything less because of the distance, but I’d still like to see her in person. ;~;
2. She’s too down on herself sometimes! She’s very intelligent and she’s a wonderful person to be around, so she needs to stop being so hard on herself when she gets a lower score on a test than she’d like or when she realizes she hasn’t been out with friends in a while. It happens and it doesn’t make her less of a person
3. She needs to admit that she’s moe already because she is a moeblob. And she needs to watch Gankutsuou, Rose of Versailles, and Princess Tutu already and stop putting it off. Do you ever fight with Person A? If so, what usually about? I don’t think we’ve ever had a serious fight. We’ve debated things from time to time and have misconstrued each other because sometimes people’s intentions are hard to read on the internet, but that’s about it. We did have an argument once about me being too clingy on AIM and needing to chill the fuck out if she leaves for five minutes, but that was pretty minor. But that resulted in this bullshit here so it’s okay: Mary: porn?
Amanda: no
Mary: but
Amanda: non
Mary: But Weeeeeeeest!
Amanda: nein.
Mary: sob
Mary: But it's not like I can get laid! ;;
Amanda: and who was it who was bragging about how much better his cars were than women?
Mary: That's not fair, West! I just meant cars were better than the frying pan wench!
Mary: And you know that!
Amanda: uh-huh
Amanda: right
Mary: What? I wouldn't want to sleep with her anyway! She probably got some kind of disease from her pansy-ass husband!
Amanda: you're the one who brought up hungary, not me, preussen
Mary: ...
Mary: You're mean.
Mary: But I still don't want to fuck her!
Mary: Really. I don't. Why would anyone think that?
Amanda: of course you don't
Mary: Glad you have some sense about you then!
Mary: Unlike that pansy aristocrat. He's so insecure. He glares at me if I'm anywhere near her! Isn't that silly?
Mary: It's not like I've spied on her in the shower, or stolen her panties, or anything like that!
Amanda: [face, meet palm]
Mary: ...West? Why aren't you typing? This conversation was getting good, and you haven't replied in at least 30 seconds! How would you describe your relationship with Person A? I’ve told her that she’s an emotional soulmate to me and I have a braincrush on her, and that sums it up. We’re really close friends despite the long distance friendship and I love talking to her because she has a lot of fascinating things to say. She’s proof that internet friendships can be just as valuable as IRL friendships.
What do you think Person A likes the most about you? What about the least? I’d guess she probably likes that I’m almost always around for her, and that I take our friendship seriously and don’t treat it as less important than my IRL friendships. That’s kind of rare these days, sadly. We match up on our opinions really well, too, so when we’re frustrated about something we can rant at each other and cheer each other up. She probably doesn’t like my perving tendencies too well, though =’D. Or my harassing her about being moemoe (which she is).
For fun, pick a theme song for Person A. Fuwa Fuwa Time. Paris Holds the Key to Your Heart from Don Bluth’s Anastasia. Her goal in life is actually to move to Paris, and Anastasia was one of her favorite movies as a kid, so it fits.
Anything else? Mary: $talin
Amanda: LMAODFASDFAS
Amanda: Mu$$olini
Mary: LOL
Amanda: Nazi$
Mary: fffff lol
Amanda: ... in $oviet Ru$$ia
Mary: LOL
Mary: OH GOD
Amanda: /shot
Mary: I like where that was going
Amanda: idk where it would have gone
Amanda: i had no joke
Amanda: i just thought $oviet Ru$$ia was amusing
Amanda: LOL SOVIETS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY
Mary: LOL
Mary: ....NONO
Mary: in $oviet Ru$$ia, P. Diddy wakes up feelin' like YOU
Amanda: KFJNSJDAFSAF
Amanda: a s. korea mkc would have been hilarious too
STRAIGHT DAAAAAAVE: YES
STRAIGHT DAAAAAAVE: "DRAW TWO CIRCLES THOSE ARE BREASTS"
STRAIGHT DAAAAAAVE: ='D
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: A++
STRAIGHT DAAAAAAVE: why do I say things Links to two applications: Eins • Zwei