You know, I can make a terrific champagne chicken pasta dinner.
THE ORDINARY
name: Bri
gender: female, and how.
stamped as: Austria
WHAT YOU THINK OF YOUR VOICE
rough or smooth?: It really depends on the situation-- I an speak calmly and quietly, especially in company that I want to either impress or am indifferent to, but I can be loud and coarse around people I consider friends (or if I'm drunk).
slow or fast talker?: Generally I strike a balance, but I can talk pretty quickly if I get excited.
do you have an accent?: Of course (everyone does, after all), but I suppose you're asking for the sort of accent-- in which case, Southern, but not in the country way.
do you tend to pronounce your words well?: I think so, yes-- I at least try to, which is better than most in my area who slur together words.
THE VOICE
This is the recording portion. Record everything I instruct you to record. If there's a question below, you must answer the question vocally. DO NOT RE-RECORD. DO THIS ONCE. It's easier to see your natural voice by having no do-overs.
1. Hello! Say hello to me and everyone who may be listening. Include your name.
2. Tell me your hobbies and favourite television shows.
3. Why don't you sing me a little song? 15 to 30 seconds of any song you wish.
4. Recite the following five times: I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
5. Good job. Anything else you wanna add? Feel free to talk it up.
include the link to your recording here: [ abracadabra. ]
links to three applications: [ one ]; [ two ]; [ three ]
do you mind if people rate your voice as your opposite gender? Of course not-- why should I?
anything else, typing-wise?: holy shit how did I run up almost five minutes on this? My Jameson bottle says hullo, by the by.